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Looks like regular suntan lotion but this waterproof container can hold all your valuables for a stay at the beach, or just toss it in your car and no one will bother to steal it!
Ok, this is very strange, but we had to feature it because you just don't see cases like this in the USA! It's a very detailed model of Batman's Tumbler/Batmobile from Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.
Eww, ok gross. We apologize - however, this is not dirty at all. It's totally clean; but no one else knows that! Therefore it's a safe place to stash your stuff.
When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)
Perfect for those who take slightly longer showers and get the bathroom all fogged up, or if you have a smaller shower and/or don't have good ventilation.
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
Oktoberfest! Now you can own a huge Hofbrauhaus beer mug and party like it's Oktoberfest all the time. Of course that might lead to a whole bunch of trouble...
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
It's the classic ninja pen: a knife that goes "SHHHING!" when the tip is clicked, and the ninja ballpoint extends, ready for you to write ever-so-deadly letters.
Part of the huge swing this year in electronic toys that respond to you. You can pet her forehead, wave her toy at her, squeeze her paws of press her back - and she'll pounce, jump, purr and otherwise do her kitty cat thing.
Your favorite images on Instagram can be made into awesomely cool coasters! Just think of a pic of your dog, Mom, grandma, pics of the family or your favorite places - on a coaster permanently on your coffee table, in your home bar or on your computer desk.
A gorgeous luxury edition of the classic board game, Clue. It features 3D rooms below the glass, die-cast pieces that look like gold, and the whole thing is elegant two-tone wooden cabinet. This is THE way to play Clue!
Some beautiful and funny motorcycle helmet designs including a disco ball, watermelon, bowling ball, 8 ball, brains, boobs, golf ball and more! These are definitely some attention-getting helmet designs!
A replica of the tank tops worn on Battlestar Galactica! This is the basic shirt worn under the uniforms of all enlisted nuggets or officers on the Galactica.
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
Get exercise and power your laptop at the same time! Actually you can plug anything into the socket and charge it, but you can work on your laptop as you work out your body, converting those calories into electricity.
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
Hexbugs are awesome little robots that perform amazing feats. They're all different, and the scarab is about speed: it's 6 legs let it skitter around frenetically. It can also flip itself rightside up. These things are so much fun!
This distinguished adult sippy cup will spare you the shame of your cup overflowing. No more pretending you spilled that beer on purpose to "pour some out" for your fallen homies.
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
Aw yeah! Remember the days of taping playing cards to your bike to make it sound like a motorcycle? Well TurboSpoke is the PRO version for both big and little kids. It gives an even louder sound and doesn't wear out after a while like cards did.
Pretty little shot glasses that light up light blue. We always love having the lights low and just lighting up with the various beer lights and whatnot - this LED shot glass will be a perfect addition to any home bar.
That's right, hit the bricks, hippie. Ok, so you might not actually want people to leave, but it's a nice smile creator. And if a dirty, stinkie hippie from the 60s does time travel and show up at your door, you're covered!
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
For those who don't have enough places to stash liquor, you can now fill up a tie with your favorite beverage. It doesn't HAVE to be alcohol-related, but it sure can help sometimes. Great for boring office meetings or just all around drinking!
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
HipShotDot helps the FPS player aim better by placing a targeting reticule directly in the center of the TV screen. Never need to look down the sights of your gun again!
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
For the Minecrafters out there, a grassy block case for the iphone 5, 5S, 4, 4S and 5th generation iPod touch. It's a one-piece hard case that just snaps on.
A super stylish and chic laptop bag that folds out to hold a whoooole bunch of stuff. It manages to be geeky and chic at the same time; it's the epitome of geek chic.
Buzz Lightyear's jetpack with wings that fold out when you hit the button in the center of the chest. Awesome for kids who are fans of Toy Story and, of course, Buzz Lightyear!
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
Hey, we're not grammar nazi's, that much is for sure. But when you misspell "you're" as "your" you look really dumb. Wear this shirt proudly to help eradicate the problem of ingorance and mipselling!
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
Do we really have to explain these slippers? You really either get it or you don't. If you've seen The Holy Grail you know that whilst these rabbits look innocuous, they are anything but.
