An awesome key holder disguised as a rock. Store a key or two in it and hide it in the garden or walkway to your house. It'll blend right in with other foliage (we hope) and only people you tell about it will know it's there.
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.