Outdoor Rock Key Holder

Outdoor Rock Key Holder
An awesome key holder disguised as a rock. Store a key or two in it and hide it in the garden or walkway to your house. It'll blend right in with other foliage (we hope) and only people you tell about it will know it's there.
$4.97
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Spider Ice Cubes

Spider Ice Cubes
Fake ice cubes that have a spider in them. Super cute and awesome to prank kids with. Need an April Fool's prank? Here ya go.
$4.38
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Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal

Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
$4.99
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Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal

Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
$4.99
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Crazy Straws

Crazy Straws
Some pretty crazy straws that you can hear on your face as glasses and drink through them. You can see the liquid flow around your face as you drink!
$1.30
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
$4.54
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Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker

Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
$4.99
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural

Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural
An awesome Japanese lotus mural for your wall! Adds some personality to any room!
$3.43
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Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
$3.06
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Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
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Skull Bandanna

Skull Bandanna
An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.
$0.95
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Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver

Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
$2.99
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Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster

Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster
Perhaps Vincent van Gogh's most well-known work of art, now available for under $5 dollars in poster form!
$4.83
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
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Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener
A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!
$4.99
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Collapsible Travel Cup

Collapsible Travel Cup
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
$4.99
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Kramer Wall Poster

Kramer Wall Poster
Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.
$2.25
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Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
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Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag
A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.
$3.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
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Pig Spoon Holder

Pig Spoon Holder
A kitchen pig helper that holds your spoon (or other utensil) on the side of the pot. The tool that you didn't know you needed!
$4.64
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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
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Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster
Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.
$1.85
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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
$3.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
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Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
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LED Dog Safety Collar

LED Dog Safety Collar
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
$1.88
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Mushroom LED Light

Mushroom LED Light
Adorable mushroom night lights! Small, cheap and cute - a nice trifecta.
$1.97
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Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
$3.86
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Birdhouse Key Ring

Birdhouse Key Ring
A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!
$2.86
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Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
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Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)
A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!
$3.74
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Coollife Tactical Pen

Coollife Tactical Pen
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
$3.37
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold

Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.
$2.79
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Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser

Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser
A tea strainer/infuser nicely designed to resemble a leaf. Holds 1 tablespoon of loose leaf tea.
$1.65
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Swan Tea Infuser

Swan Tea Infuser
Amazing value for what you get - and it's a super cute tea infuser. Great for using loose leaf tea and it has plenty of room to hold enough tea leaves to make a cup.
$1.60
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Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen

Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen
Really cute pens that look like little leaves. Get a few packs and bundle them together in a container and they'll look super awesome! Great, novel pens that can really help to spruce up a room.
$3.06
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Darth Vader Bottle Opener

Darth Vader Bottle Opener
A really cool Darth Vader bottle opener. Made of durable zinc and makes a great gift for any Star Wars fan. Will fit in a pocket!
$3.65
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Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - no available in bottle opener format! Simply awesome.
$5.00
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3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
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Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
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Ice Pack Booze Flask

Ice Pack Booze Flask
A badass "ice pack" designed to hide your booze in plain sight! Toss it in a cooler and no one will be the wiser.
$9.49
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French Toast Bread Stamper

French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
$3.99
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Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps

Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps
Bottle caps that let you reseal plastic bottles - with alcohol inside!
$3.80
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Ancient Roman Coin

Ancient Roman Coin
Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.
$19.99
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Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker

Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker
A little rechargeable portable speaker for those on-the-go.
$4.98
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Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers
A big roll of smiley face stickers to stick on anything. A nice "Under $5 on Amazon" buy!
$4.40
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