LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Diamond Ring Candles

Diamond Ring Candles
Diamond Candles smell awesome but even cooler than that, every Diamond Candle has a special diamond ring inside of it. These rings can be valued between $10 and $5,000 bucks!!!
$24.95
Via diamondcandles.com

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate
Super cute for kids to make sandwiches on. The ears can be used to hold peanut butter and jelly, the nose has a recessed spot to hold the bread. The mouth is a plastic spreader to apply the PB&J.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

World of Warcraft Robe

World of Warcraft Robe

Getcher WoW on in style and in RL! Comes in Avatar Regalia (Tier 5 - Priest) or Judgement Armor (Tier 2 - Paladin). Best of all is you don't have to work to get each piece of armor!

 

$149.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
$15.95
Via amazon.com

World's Largest Gummy Bear

World's Largest Gummy Bear
Gummy Bears- we’re not even sure why these delicious affronts to nature exist, but if you’re going to indulge- go for the bulge! The Coolest Stuff Ever presents for your consideration the World’s Largest Gummy Bear!
$29.99
Via vat19.com

Baby Yoda Hat

Baby Yoda Hat
Amazingly cute? Sickeningly cute? You tell us. This handmade Yoda hat is a great way to introduce your youngling to the ways of the Force and Star Wars.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

A 6-Pack Bike Bag!

A 6-Pack Bike Bag!
A container for 6 of your favorite bottled or canned beverages. Awesome.
$69.00
Via amazon.com

Backpack Drink Dispensers

Backpack Drink Dispensers
Carry a double drink dispenser on you, guaranteeing you'll be the life of the party! Serve up shots, some beer, wine, or hey, even soft drinks, lemonade or water - all very easily from two separate taps.
$39.95
Via homewetbar.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer
An awesome little organizer for your La-Z Boy chair or couch! Has 6 pockets and a flat 11" x 6" area. Great for keeping things neat and within arms reach. 
 
$8.84
Via amazon.com

Workaholics Bear Coat

Workaholics Bear Coat

Suh-weet. Granted it's not as original as Blake from Workaholics wearing it, but it's still up there, and it's still amusing, at least to the wearer of this regal and soft bear coat.

$199.99
Via shareasale.com

Muscle Enhancing Shirt

Muscle Enhancing Shirt
A shirt that shows off your bulging muscles - even if you don't have any! If you already do, awesome, they'll look even better! Hey, women have push up bras, dudes can have this.
$29.99
Via funkybod.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool
Practice guitar *anywhere*! Shred on real strings with a real fretboard on a tool you can keep in a pocket or bag. It's also 100% quiet so you won't bother anyone!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Your Own WWII PT Boat

Your Own WWII PT Boat
That's right, if you have the funds, you can buy your very own WWII era PT boat! It's fully restored and has all the (non-functioning) weapons it originally had.
$1,000,000.00
Via hammacher.com

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore
Tap it to activate the night light - it can be low, medium or bright. Available in 64 stacks. Will not actually transform into redstone dust.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt
You're awesome, that much is obvious, as you're browsing this site. You clearly have a keen sense of taste. So show the world just how awesome you are!
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses
A wine glass that helps you measure how many calories AS you're drinking it. Or fill it to the brim at the "who cares" level (this tends to happen after a few drinks).
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Fintie Casebot Shock-Proof iPad Case

Fintie Casebot Shock-Proof iPad Case
This iPad case is made for kids and can withstand most bounces and drops. It's made of the same heavy duty EVA foam used in the soles of high end sneakers.
$25.99
Via amazon.com

Foobler: Smart Puzzle Dog Feeder

Foobler: Smart Puzzle Dog Feeder

A self-reloading puzzle feeder for your dog with a ball that challenges, stimulates and feeds your dog for up to 9 hours!

 

$45.00
Via thefoobler.com

Bloody Cleaver Handbag

Bloody Cleaver Handbag
Bloody good and murderously cute! This clutch might be a little intimidating - which could be a good thing in a dark alley.
$32.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Radlicht Bike Lighting System

Radlicht Bike Lighting System
The Radlicht lighting system: stay lit up at night for fun, safety and awesomeness! Works for up to 5 hours per charge and you can change the colors.
$59.00
Via radlicht.com

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

JUMP: Simple Battery Backup For Your Phone

JUMP: Simple Battery Backup For Your Phone
Unlike other battery backup solutions, JUMP fits in your hand or pocket and doubles as a cable - that way it's always with you and always charged!
$40.00
Via nativeunion.com

Cabbage Patch Kid Crocheted Hats

Cabbage Patch Kid Crocheted Hats
Awesome crocheted hats inspired by the Cabbage Patch Kids dolls! Comes in various sizes and colors from infant on up to adult. (This particular link goes to the infant, 0-12 month old.)
$33.61
Via etsy.com

TEO: Key-Less Bluetooth Padlock

TEO: Key-Less Bluetooth Padlock
A smart padlock you can unlock with your Android or iPhone! Forget about physical keys - we have too damn many of them already, just unlock it via Bluetooth!
$79.00
Via twitter.com

Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass

Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass
For classy wine drinking on the go. Don't stash wine in a to-go mug, take a wine glass with you. Endorsed by winos everywhere!
$24.69
Via firebox.com

Amphicar: The Original Amphibious Car

Amphicar: The Original Amphibious Car
The Amphicar is the world's first amphibious car - capable of up to 70mph on land and 7 knots on the water (or about 8mph). You can splash into the water, quickly turn on the props and off you go!
$15,000.00
Via amphicar.com

Hump Day T-Shirt

Hump Day T-Shirt
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt
Yeah, you've got a six-pack under there - be proud to show it off! You've worked hard for it buy doing those 12 ounce curls!
 
Well, you *might* actually have a six pack, and that'd be awesome. But with this shirt you have another 6-pack.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive
Bring back the ability to make a mix tape for someone! This playlist can be 900 minutes long!
$18.49
Via amazon.com

Hand-Mounted Tool Light

Hand-Mounted Tool Light
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
$6.43
Via amazon.com

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Think outside the box? That's so 90s. Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram, peeps! Don't keep your mind inside a 3-dimensional quadrilateral parallelogram, bust out of it!

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

JoeyBra: The Bra With Hidden Pockets

JoeyBra: The Bra With Hidden Pockets
Leave your purse at home and put your essentials like ID, keys and phone in your bra's pocket! Sexy, classy, and hands-free.
$29.99
Via amazon.com

Real Wood iPhone & iPad Cases

Real Wood iPhone & iPad Cases

Gorgeously crafted real wood cases for your iPhone, iPad or Macbook. Why hide the beauty of Apple devices with an ugly plastic case? These have a natural beauty and fit perfectly. They can do custom engravings too.

 

$25.00
Via getrecover.com

Heated Stair Mat For Snow And Ice

Heated Stair Mat For Snow And Ice
Make sure your stairs are free of ice and snow - without doing a damn thing! Leave it on all winter to keep your steps clean and dry.
$54.95
Via amazon.com

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Super cute and very useful (and reusable) lunchboxes! A bunch of different compartments to separate food, leave notes, keep things dry - and it fits easily in a backpack.

 

$12.88
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

Princess Leia Hoodie

Princess Leia Hoodie
A Princess Leia hoodie with her look from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. It has her trademark buns hairstyle as part of the hoodie.
$55.00
Via amazon.com

Lord Of The Rings Doormat

Lord Of The Rings Doormat
"Speak Friend, And Enter". Quick, what's the Elvish word for friend?
$50.00
Via etsy.com

Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon flavored candy that look like peppermints. Red and white for the Christmas theme. Could also be sprinkled in a stocking and disguised as peppermints for a little prank!

 

$3.51
Via amazon.com

Bottle Opener Case For iPhone 5/5S

Bottle Opener Case For iPhone 5/5S
Do you like to drink or otherwise open bottles? Do you like to not have your iPhone break when you drop it? Awesome, this case might be for you!
$24.69
Via firebox.com

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush
A replica of the sonic screwdriver used by the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith - but it has an advanced feature that allows it to brush your teeth!
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Four iPhone/iPad Charging Hub

Four iPhone/iPad Charging Hub
Will hold and charge 2 iPhones and 2 iPads! With 4 USB ports, this should be able to hold all your iOS devices.
$149.95
Via hammacher.com

The Neck Knockers Boob Scarf

The Neck Knockers Boob Scarf
Don't be a boob, stay warm AND let your tatas swing freely with the boob scarf!
$29.00
Via blogspot.com

Silic: The Shirt That Cleans Itself!

Silic: The Shirt That Cleans Itself!
Water, soda, ketchup, it all just rolls right off of this shirt, thanks to it's "Hydrophobic Nanotechnology"! Fully machine and hand washable, although you won't need to wash it very often.
$48.00
Via kickstarter.com

Star Trek: The Next Generation Uniform Hoodie

Star Trek: The Next Generation Uniform Hoodie
This would be freakin awesome to introduce to a company and have as a standard uniform. :)
$59.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Time Lord Onesie

Dr. Who Time Lord Onesie
A gorgeously crafted onesie for a 3-6 month old infant. Handmade for your precious little Time Lord!
$25.00
Via etsy.com

Star Wars Rebel Alliance Backpack

Star Wars Rebel Alliance Backpack

Join the Rebel Alliance with this stunning backpack! It's very well crafted and has a bunch of different pockets for all your tech stuff, wires, books, whatever.

$61.10
Via amazon.com

Pages