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Bacon Scented Air Fresheners

BACON. We can't help it, we love bacon. Call us filthy meat eaters if you will, but it's oh so good. The smell can stay with you and tease you as you drive with these air fresheners.

$3.39

Via amazon.com

Prescription Shot Glasses

Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.

$17.74

Via amazon.com

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy

For when you really need to kill the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. This is one that only Monty Python geeks will get!

$29.99

Via amazon.com

Scrabble Luxury Edition Board Game

For wordsmiths and fans of Scrabble, this edition of the classic game is a must-have. The board rotates to face whoever is currently up! Everything else about it just screams luxury too, so it's a beauty that'll last a long, long time.

$199.00

Via amazon.com

Clack Egg Cracker

An ingenious and charming way to crack open the top of your morning eggs. Insert egg, drop clacker, remove shell and eat away! If you eat a lot of hard boiled eggs, this could come in quite handy!

$48.00

Via amazon.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

$11.30

Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.

$19.99

Via amazon.com

Sliced Beer Glasses

Beer glasses with an optical illusion: they look like they're sliced into different sections! Might make you think you're drunker than you really are.

$24.50

Via po-selected.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!

$12.00

Via amazon.com

All Edges Brownie Pan

A brownie pan that gives at least 2 edges to every brownie! Love the edges of brownies? This is the pan for you!

$35.95

Via amazon.com

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Your own land cruiser! This thing is a beast and we're not sure why it's on Amazon at all. Seems that it might be a leftover from a Burning Man festival, or maybe it's something from a Dr. Who set. In any case, if you've got the money, it could be yours!

$19,999.95

Via amazon.com

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.

$14.99

Via amazon.com

Grizzly Bear Underwear

They're epic and quite frankly a little frightening. They'll startle and inspire and make the women very interested in you. Whether that's positive or negative we'll leave to you to decide.

$33.39

Via firebox.com

Fingerprint Scanning Biometric Padlock

The amazing keyless biometric padlock - it reads your fingerprint to unlock! You can store up to 10 fingerprints so multiple people can access the lock.

$84.99

Via amazon.com

Toilet Sarlacc

Finally, you can recreate the epic scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke and the good guys take out Jabba and his party barge! (spoiler...lol)

$25.00

Via toiletsarlacc.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!

$14.85

Via amazon.com

Garbage Can Pantz

A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?

$14.95

Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.

$10.00

Via amazon.com

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt

Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.

$9.99

Via tanga.com

Rapid Fire Pump-Action Rubber Band Gun

A 10 shot, pump action rubber band gun that you quickly put together. Awesome for cubicle farm fights or annoying friends and family. Has 3 modes, single shot, rapid fire or shotgun blast!

$34.99

Via vat19.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?

$15.00

Via kickstarter.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.

$17.99

Via perpetualkid.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.

$7.10

Via amazon.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kids Shell Backpack

Some things never change: kids still dig the Ninja Turtles. :-p This backpack lets them play as their favorite, whether that be Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo or Raphael.

$48.99

Via amazon.com

Window Cling Solar Phone Charger

It's a power bank that clings to a window and uses the sun to charge up. The 2600mAh lithium battery will quickly charge your cell phone. Take it with you and never be out of power! (Provided, of course, there's some sunshine!)

$25.00

Via amazon.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!

$15.79

Via perpetualkid.com

Bandage Neck Tie

It's a neck tie...that's looks like a giant band-aid. That's it and that's all. 100% cloth and while it's not a band-aid, it could be used as a tourniquet.

$26.29

Via perpetualkid.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.

$11.58

Via amazon.com

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99

Via modcloth.com

Magic Balancing Bird

An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!

$5.25

Via amazon.com

Grassy Lawn Charging Station

Hide your messy cable situation in this pretty grass! The cables snake up through the grass, unseen, silently charging your devices. Just don't keep it on the ground and risk your dog peeing on it.

$24.00

Via amazon.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.

$7.99

Via amazon.com

The Perfect Drink Maker App & Scale

Helps you make the perfect drinks every time! This scale pairs with a smartphone or tablet (either iOS or Android) to help you be an awesome mixologist!

$69.99

Via vat19.com

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit

That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.

$15.69

Via perpetualkid.com

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.

$17.96

Via snorgtees.com

Lit - Birthday Joint Candles

Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light candles, that is.

$3.19

Via perpetualkid.com

Slo-Bowl: Helps Your Dog Eat More Slowly

For dogs that eat too fast, this bowl makes them slow down. It can help reduce bloating, regurgitation and obesity by making them take more time to get food.

$24.99

Via amazon.com

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder

Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.

$10.99

Via amazon.com

Star Wars Chewbacca iPhone 5/5S/5C Case

A case based on our favorite furry co-pilot Wookie, Chewbacca! The furriness on the back of this case will give you comfort as you can pet it.

$20.07

Via amazon.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.

$19.99

Via thinkgeek.com

Credit Card Survival Tool

Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.

$18.59

Via amazon.com

Robocup - The Robocop Coffee Mug

A classic mug from a classic movie. Dead or alive, you're drinking coffee. (Or tea, both rhyme.) Would you buy this for a dollar?

$21.69

Via firebox.com

Cup Egg Holders

A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.

$16.80

Via amazon.com

Crushed Ice Cube Tray

A rubber tray that makes ice in thin lines, allowing you to twist the tray and thereby crush the ice into little chunks that are perfect for cocktails or other drinks.

$15.98

Via amazon.com

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt

If you're an OG Nintendo kid, you are the life of the party. A classic design for a classic game.

$17.96

Via snorgtees.com

Mustache Drink Markers

Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.

$7.50

Via homewetbar.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!

$10.49

Via perpetualkid.com

Wallet Ninja Pocket Multi-Tool

A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!

$9.99

Via thinkgeek.com

Iron Man Cycling Skinsuit

A suit of Iron Man's armor to wear when cycling! Of course, this model is WAY lighter and less heavy than most suits that Tony Stark has developed, and at a VERY reasonable price!

$48.00

Via aliexpress.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.

$20.00

Via bustedtees.com

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.

$16.99

Via amazon.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!

$9.99

Via tanga.com

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins

A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!

$7.49

Via amazon.com

Travel Wine Protector Bag

The Vinni wine bag inflates around your precious bottle of wine to protect it from shocks. It's great for travelling and protects from *almost* any impact!

$28.00

Via amazon.com

Splash Fruit Bowl

A beautifully designed bowl for fruit, pasta, cereal, or whatever you want to display as a centerpiece. It's made of flexible plastic so it's soft and won't break if dropped.

$55.74

Via amazon.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.

$9.99

Via lolshirts.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!

$14.99

Via perpetualkid.com

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