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The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
This shirt is to let people know what you're up to and just how good you are at killing zombies. The question is, do you kill zombies *in* this shirt or does the shirt kill zombies? Grammar is weird sometimes.
Using a glass Zombie Head decanter will tell this world, and the next, that your classiness knows no boundaries of life or death. Your friends will finally have to bow to your creepiness, while your significant other may just plain bow out.
A new take on the old pink flamingo, this thing is awesomly undead! Pretty badass lawn ornaments and a great alternative to the traditional cheesy pink flamingo.
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
It's not your typical Zombie shirt, that's for sure. Great for pretending to be a zombie & making people laugh and or alternately be very annoyed at you. Great for parties!
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
All the items you need to survive for 3 days in the event of a Zombie outbreak or other survival situation. Guaranteed to last for 5 years and has water, food, lighting, matches, tools warmth and a first aid kit.
Some nasty, evil zombie gnomes that are taking out the other lawn decorations. Ok, maybe they're not evil lawn gnomes, maybe they're just hungry. We shouldn't judge.
