The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
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Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
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Electric Scooter Cooler

Electric Scooter Cooler
The coolest way to get around AND keep your cold beverages at hand!
$544.00
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Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
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Trump Toilet Paper

Trump Toilet Paper
Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...
$14.50
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TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
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Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener
Silly and maybe a little gross, but these nose pencil sharpeners are great for anyone with a sense of humor!
$4.99
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Turd Pen

Turd Pen
This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it. 
$4.53
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Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
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Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm
Do you love bacon? Do you know someone who does? This lip balm will give you the (good? nasty?) scent of bacon all day long!
$4.85
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Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier

Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.... This bucktooth pacifier is awesome for generating laughs and weird looks!
$4.60
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
$4.54
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
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Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore
A real piece of uranium ore. Not shitting you. It's been tested with an actual geiger counter.
$39.95
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Octopus Head Massager

Octopus Head Massager
This is a truly weird looking claw massager - but it really works!
$1.00
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Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
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Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag

Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag
The Chumbuddy sleeping bag is a super plush, soft sleeping bag designed for the person who dreams of one day being eaten by a shark.
$229.99
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Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever

Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever
87 tools with 141 functions! Just might not fit in your pocket.
$799.95
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"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal

"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal
A wall decal of a strange and unknown Asian man. No one knows why this exists, but here you have it.
$27.98
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Hire a Goat Grazer

Hire a Goat Grazer
Hire a goat to graze your yard and eat all the poison ivy! For real.
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Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
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Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
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Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
$4.17
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Beer Briefcase

Beer Briefcase
Look professional and always be ready for a party. Haul around your favorite 6 beers in style. Now that's the way to tote a 6-pack around!
$39.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
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Toilet Sarlacc

Toilet Sarlacc
Finally, you can recreate the epic scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke and the good guys take out Jabba and his party barge! (spoiler...lol)
$25.00
Via toiletsarlacc.com

Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
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Grizzly Bear Underwear

Grizzly Bear Underwear
They're epic and quite frankly a little frightening. They'll startle and inspire and make the women very interested in you. Whether that's positive or negative we'll leave to you to decide.
$33.39
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Lit - Birthday Joint Candles

Lit - Birthday Joint Candles
Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light candles, that is.
$3.19
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Garbage Can Pantz

Garbage Can Pantz
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
$14.95
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Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
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World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
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Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
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Beat It, Hippie Doormat

Beat It, Hippie Doormat
That's right, hit the bricks, hippie. Ok, so you might not actually want people to leave, but it's a nice smile creator. And if a dirty, stinkie hippie from the 60s does time travel and show up at your door, you're covered!
$17.00
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World's Largest Coffee Mug

World's Largest Coffee Mug
Holy hell, this super huge coffee mug holds up to 20 CUPS OF COFFEE! Of course, it's all just really 1 big cup in this bad boy.
$43.29
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Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
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Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
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Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Your own land cruiser! This thing is a beast and we're not sure why it's on Amazon at all. Seems that it might be a leftover from a Burning Man festival, or maybe it's something from a Dr. Who set. In any case, if you've got the money, it could be yours!

$19,999.95
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Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
$12.48
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Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
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Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
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Foggy Mirror Wiper

Foggy Mirror Wiper
Perfect for those who take slightly longer showers and get the bathroom all fogged up, or if you have a smaller shower and/or don't have good ventilation.
$55.99
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Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps

Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
$3.39
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Solar Powered Garden Zombie Light

Solar Powered Garden Zombie Light
When the undead apocalypse comes, be prepared - with a solar powered LED light that will always work!
$49.99
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Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

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