A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
That's right, hit the bricks, hippie. Ok, so you might not actually want people to leave, but it's a nice smile creator. And if a dirty, stinkie hippie from the 60s does time travel and show up at your door, you're covered!
Your own land cruiser! This thing is a beast and we're not sure why it's on Amazon at all. Seems that it might be a leftover from a Burning Man festival, or maybe it's something from a Dr. Who set. In any case, if you've got the money, it could be yours!
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!