Kids Superhero Costumes

Kids Superhero Costumes
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
$18.95
Via amazon.com

Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain

Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain
A super awesome folding knife that fits in your pocket & on your keychain! Take it literally anywhere (except maybe the shower...).
$1.78
Via amazon.com

The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Chainmail Necktie

Chainmail Necktie
An awesome chainmail necktie - what more should be said about it other than IT'S A NECKTIE MADE OF FRICKIN' CHAINMAIL! 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch

Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch
An awesome patch from Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens. This is a small but really nice-looking patch for the First Order.
$4.98
Via amazon.com

Boonie Hat

Boonie Hat
This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?
$3.63
Via amazon.com

Fiber Optic LED Hair Barrette

Fiber Optic LED Hair Barrette
This is a cool LED hair barrette that lights up and can be intermixed with your hair. They use CR1220 batteries (like a smaller watch battery) and two batteries are included.
$4.34
Via amazon.com

Owl Cardboard v2 VR Kit

Owl Cardboard v2 VR Kit
A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.
$4.99
Via amazon.com

Crazy Straws

Crazy Straws
Some pretty crazy straws that you can hear on your face as glasses and drink through them. You can see the liquid flow around your face as you drink!
$1.30
Via amazon.com

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
$3.06
Via amazon.com

Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
Via amazon.com

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
Via amazon.com

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
Via amazon.com

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)
A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!
$3.74
Via amazon.com

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie
A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.
$4.23
Via amazon.com

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers
A big roll of smiley face stickers to stick on anything. A nice "Under $5 on Amazon" buy!
$4.40
Via amazon.com

Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
Via amazon.com

Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag

Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag
The Chumbuddy sleeping bag is a super plush, soft sleeping bag designed for the person who dreams of one day being eaten by a shark.
$229.99
Via amazon.com

The Adventure Watch

The Adventure Watch
This adventure watch sports a compass, thermometer, and separate minute and hour dials. Features old school analog functionality for more durability and retro coolness.
$22.95
Via 13deals.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Bangle Bracelet Pen

Bangle Bracelet Pen
Whether your'e a child of the 80s or not, these bangle bracelet pens are totally rad. A hidden pen on your wrist, ever at the ready.
$0.25
Via perpetualkid.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Skull Face Buff

Skull Face Buff
An awesome skull face buff, made of comfortable, expandable fabric. Pretend like you're playing Call of Duty: Ghosts.
$0.98
Via amazon.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Beer Mitt

Beer Mitt
Keeps your hands warm and your beer cold! Perfect for outdoor parties, tailgating, bonfires, camping - anything where you'll be drinking outside.
$29.99
Via amazon.com

Chewbacca Slippers

Chewbacca Slippers
Fuzzy, warm, geeky and awesome. What more could you want in a pair of slippers!?
$23.99
Via amazon.com

Grizzly Bear Underwear

Grizzly Bear Underwear
They're epic and quite frankly a little frightening. They'll startle and inspire and make the women very interested in you. Whether that's positive or negative we'll leave to you to decide.
$33.39
Via firebox.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Bandage Neck Tie

Bandage Neck Tie

It's a neck tie...that's looks like a giant band-aid. That's it and that's all. 100% cloth and while it's not a band-aid, it could be used as a tourniquet.

$26.29
Via perpetualkid.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
$14.85
Via amazon.com

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt
If you're an OG Nintendo kid, you are the life of the party. A classic design for a classic game.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt
Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
$15.69
Via perpetualkid.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Yodo YOLO Shirt
Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.
$20.00
Via bustedtees.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat
A sock monkey knit hat!? Don't mind if we do. After all it looks super cute and should get a lot of smiles and looks.
$15.59
Via perpetualkid.com

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt
Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit Slippers

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit Slippers
Do we really have to explain these slippers? You really either get it or you don't. If you've seen The Holy Grail you know that whilst these rabbits look innocuous, they are anything but.
$26.37
Via amazon.com

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

Hey, we're not grammar nazi's, that much is for sure. But when you misspell "you're" as "your" you look really dumb. Wear this shirt proudly to help eradicate the problem of ingorance and mipselling!

$9.99
Via tanga.com

Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
Via amazon.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
$12.48
Via amazon.com

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt
This is for the Tech Support folk out there - no one else will even believe the stories we have!
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt
Yes, indeed, your opinion rules over all else. At least on the Internet. In RL, maybe not as much, but this shirt can let everyone know how you feel!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Rubik's Cube Piece Out T-Shirt

Rubik's Cube Piece Out T-Shirt
The classic 80s toy, the Rubik's Cube! If you're like us, you've never solved it, but finally finishing this bad boy is a worthy life goal. of course, taking it apart and putting it together or removing the stickers to solve it is another solution.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt
It's completely true! Well not 100% true, about 99.86% true. We cannot verify it beyond that percentage.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

G.I. Joe Snake Eyes Hoodie

G.I. Joe Snake Eyes Hoodie
This hoodie looks like the most badass of badass hoodies. We thought we were over our nostalgia of G.I. Joe, but after seeing this, we realize we were clearly wrong; we want this.... badly.
$30.00
Via amazon.com

I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms

I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms
Luuuuke, I will not be your father. The whole purpose of condoms is to not make a baby, and the Force is strong with these condoms.
$3.95
Via sayitwithacondom.com

LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
Via amazon.com

Pages