USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
As a bonus, it'll keep your cold pop cold. You'll never again have to walk outside to go a cold pop and then smell a fire and then run lord Jesus because ain't nobody got time fo dat.