"Far Out" Fidget Spinner

"Far Out" Fidget Spinner
Very um ... different designs for sure! These aren't for everyone, but some people will love them.
$2.50
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Anti-stress Fidget Cube

Anti-stress Fidget Cube
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner!
$2.45
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LED Bike Light

LED Bike Light
A very cool LED that goes on your bike's tire valve. It's super easy to install and requires no other items to use. 
$2.99
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The Perfect Potato Slicer

The Perfect Potato Slicer
Make the perfect potato slices every time! Also great for tomatoes, onions, or other similar veggies, even eggs!
$4.00
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Pop Can Pens by Liroyal

Pop Can Pens by Liroyal
A pack of 6 pens disguised at pop bottles! You get a random selection of 6 cans such as Coca Cola, Pepsi, Red Bull, Sprite and more. 
$4.94
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Collapsible Funnel

Collapsible Funnel
A really cool little collapsible funnel that doesn't take up much space.
$1.39
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Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener
Silly and maybe a little gross, but these nose pencil sharpeners are great for anyone with a sense of humor!
$4.99
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Turd Pen

Turd Pen
This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it. 
$4.53
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Grow a Boyfriend

Grow a Boyfriend
Finally! The perfect (gag) gift for that bff who doesn't have a significant other! She (or he) can grow a boyfriend that doesn't fall asleep or play video games. 
$4.41
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Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch

Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch
An awesome patch from Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens. This is a small but really nice-looking patch for the First Order.
$4.98
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Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm
Do you love bacon? Do you know someone who does? This lip balm will give you the (good? nasty?) scent of bacon all day long!
$4.85
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Flippy Chain Fidget Toy

Flippy Chain Fidget Toy
Another great idea for anti-stress, kids or adults with autism, ADD, ADHD or simply lots of energy. They're interlocking chains on rings that you can flip around in a variety of ways.
$1.99
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Emoji Pens

Emoji Pens
VERY cute little pens with emojis that come in a little capsule. Compact, handy & cute.
$1.34
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Kitchen Garbage Bag Holder

Kitchen Garbage Bag Holder
A garbage bag that simply hangs from a drawer or cabinet door. Takes up very little space and is super handy! Simply awesome.
$2.60
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Gag Shock Gum

Gag Shock Gum
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
$1.23
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Boonie Hat

Boonie Hat
This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?
$3.63
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Small Fidget Spinner Toy

Small Fidget Spinner Toy
Those spinner fidget toys seem to be all the rage, and now you can grab one for just $3 bucks! These might seem silly at first but there's something just so satisfying about them.
$2.99
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Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs
Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of. 
$4.97
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Collapsible Shot Glass

Collapsible Shot Glass
Awesome! A collapsible shot glass that you can take anywhere. Great for camping, sporting events, travelling, road trips, picnics... well pretty much anywhere you want to be able to do a shot.
$4.03
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Futurama Planet Express Decal

Futurama Planet Express Decal
Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!
$1.86
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Cruise Ship Porthole Decal

Cruise Ship Porthole Decal
You are looking at one cruise ship porthole decal. This is great for slapping on your bedroom or office wall and pretending you're on a cruise :p It's a great way to get a smile. Maybe use it in the work bathroom. Put this porthole decal anywhere that needs some brightening up with a window to the ocean.
$4.59
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Fiber Optic LED Hair Barrette

Fiber Optic LED Hair Barrette
This is a cool LED hair barrette that lights up and can be intermixed with your hair. They use CR1220 batteries (like a smaller watch battery) and two batteries are included.
$4.34
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TOOPOOT Ice Cream Bowl with Spoon

TOOPOOT Ice Cream Bowl with Spoon
Amazingly cute ice cream bowls that look like ice cream cones. These are great for kids and adults that love fun!
$1.67
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7 Color LED Shower Head

7 Color LED Shower Head
A sweet shower head that lights up in multiple colors. This LED shower head lights up only when water is running through it and rotates through 7 seven colors. It fits on almost all taps. No battery is required.
$2.99
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Owl Cardboard v2 VR Kit

Owl Cardboard v2 VR Kit
A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.
$4.99
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Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier

Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.... This bucktooth pacifier is awesome for generating laughs and weird looks!
$4.60
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Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal

Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
$4.99
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Outdoor Rock Key Holder

Outdoor Rock Key Holder
An awesome key holder disguised as a rock. Store a key or two in it and hide it in the garden or walkway to your house. It'll blend right in with other foliage (we hope) and only people you tell about it will know it's there.
$4.97
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Spider Ice Cubes

Spider Ice Cubes
Fake ice cubes that have a spider in them. Super cute and awesome to prank kids with. Need an April Fool's prank? Here ya go.
$4.38
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Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal

Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
$4.99
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Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker

Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
$4.99
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
$4.54
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Crazy Straws

Crazy Straws
Some pretty crazy straws that you can hear on your face as glasses and drink through them. You can see the liquid flow around your face as you drink!
$1.30
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Collapsible Travel Cup

Collapsible Travel Cup
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
$4.99
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Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural

Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural
An awesome Japanese lotus mural for your wall! Adds some personality to any room!
$3.43
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Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag
A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.
$3.99
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Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster
Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.
$1.85
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener
A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!
$4.99
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Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver

Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
$2.99
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Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
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Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
$3.06
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Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
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Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster

Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster
Perhaps Vincent van Gogh's most well-known work of art, now available for under $5 dollars in poster form!
$4.83
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
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Kramer Wall Poster

Kramer Wall Poster
Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.
$2.25
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
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Skull Bandanna

Skull Bandanna
An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.
$0.95
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Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
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Birdhouse Key Ring

Birdhouse Key Ring
A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!
$2.86
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Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold

Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.
$2.79
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Pig Spoon Holder

Pig Spoon Holder
A kitchen pig helper that holds your spoon (or other utensil) on the side of the pot. The tool that you didn't know you needed!
$4.64
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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
$3.99
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LED Dog Safety Collar

LED Dog Safety Collar
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
$1.88
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Mushroom LED Light

Mushroom LED Light
Adorable mushroom night lights! Small, cheap and cute - a nice trifecta.
$1.97
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Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
$3.86
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Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)
A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!
$3.74
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Coollife Tactical Pen

Coollife Tactical Pen
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
$3.37
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Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser

Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser
A tea strainer/infuser nicely designed to resemble a leaf. Holds 1 tablespoon of loose leaf tea.
$1.65
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Darth Vader Bottle Opener

Darth Vader Bottle Opener
A really cool Darth Vader bottle opener. Made of durable zinc and makes a great gift for any Star Wars fan. Will fit in a pocket!
$3.65
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Swan Tea Infuser

Swan Tea Infuser
Amazing value for what you get - and it's a super cute tea infuser. Great for using loose leaf tea and it has plenty of room to hold enough tea leaves to make a cup.
$1.60
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Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen

Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen
Really cute pens that look like little leaves. Get a few packs and bundle them together in a container and they'll look super awesome! Great, novel pens that can really help to spruce up a room.
$3.06
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French Toast Bread Stamper

French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
$3.99
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Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps

Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps
Bottle caps that let you reseal plastic bottles - with alcohol inside!
$3.80
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Mushroom LED Nightlight

Mushroom LED Nightlight
Awesome mushroom nightlight for the fungi lovers! Trippy, cool mood light for cheap.
$2.00
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Cute Snail Tea Bag Holders

Cute Snail Tea Bag Holders
Awesome little tea bag holders in the shapes of cute snails. Comes in a package of 5!
$1.43
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Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker

Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker
A little rechargeable portable speaker for those on-the-go.
$4.98
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Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie
A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.
$4.23
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Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers
A big roll of smiley face stickers to stick on anything. A nice "Under $5 on Amazon" buy!
$4.40
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Octopus Head Massager

Octopus Head Massager
This is a truly weird looking claw massager - but it really works!
$1.00
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Amazon Dash Buttons

Amazon Dash Buttons
Dash Buttons let you press 1 button to order stuff from Amazon. Say you're out of toilet paper. You hit the handy button you placed in the linen closet near where your TP is stored. Amazon is notified and instantly started a delivery. Amazon Prime members get shipment in 2 days.
$4.99
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Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags

Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags
Protect your sandwich! Nobody's gonna want a moldy meal. Use these bags to disguise your tasty treat.
$4.99
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Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
$1.48
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Sunnyside Up Egg Mold

Sunnyside Up Egg Mold
An egg mold that helps you cook up an egg that looks like sun and clouds - super cute! And for the price you can't really go wrong.
$3.18
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Skull Face Buff

Skull Face Buff
An awesome skull face buff, made of comfortable, expandable fabric. Pretend like you're playing Call of Duty: Ghosts.
$0.98
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Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
$4.17
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Blue LED Shot Glass

Blue LED Shot Glass

Pretty little shot glasses that light up light blue. We always love having the lights low and just lighting up with the various beer lights and whatnot - this LED shot glass will be a perfect addition to any home bar.

$1.75
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Mandalorian Skull Boba Fett Decal

Mandalorian Skull Boba Fett Decal
A sweet vinyl decal for the bounty hunters out there. This Mandalorian logo looks nice and will last a long time, even outdoors on your car!
$3.99
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Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps

Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
$3.39
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Bacon Scented Air Fresheners

Bacon Scented Air Fresheners

BACON. We can't help it, we love bacon. Call us filthy meat eaters if you will, but it's oh so good. The smell can stay with you and tease you as you drive with these air fresheners.

$3.39
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Car Lighter USB Phone Charger

Car Lighter USB Phone Charger
It's pretty simple: it plugs into your car lighter and gives you 2 USB ports you can use to power your gadgets with. The only question is, with many car makers eliminating a lighter, does your car have one?
$2.91
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LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
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The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing
Nothing has never cost so much, but at $.99 (or $6 shipped) it's not that bad. It's a great gift for the person that has everything!
$0.99
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3-in-1 Avocado Slicer

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
Quickly peel an avocado and it up in under a minute! 3 in 1: slicer, peeler and core remover.
$2.50
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Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon flavored candy that look like peppermints. Red and white for the Christmas theme. Could also be sprinkled in a stocking and disguised as peppermints for a little prank!

 

$3.51
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"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!

"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!
A glow-in-the-dark sticker for your toilet. Awesome for general fun or pranks. With the lights off you just see the eyeballs on the toilet.
$2.95
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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

A new take on the old pink flamingo, this thing is awesomly undead! Pretty badass lawn ornaments and a great alternative to the traditional cheesy pink flamingo.

$4.94
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The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal

The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal
Be like the OG, Original Grumpster, aka Tartar Sauce (yeah that's his real name). The sticker design is cut - not printed like a cheaper seller might do.
$4.49
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Stick Family T-Rex Sticker

Stick Family T-Rex Sticker
For those with a different outlook - a unique way to decorate your car and scare soccer Moms as well! The T-Rex and family are made from high-quality vinyl and cut expertly.
$4.99
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