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A cactus pen with a green rubbery base. Writes very nicely in a deep blue ink. It works well as a functional office pen, but it also makes a nice artistic statment.
Cookie cutters that help you and your kids make a 3D animal! Comes with 4 pieces: you cook up the cookies and assemble out of those 4 parts. Very cute to see although you and your kids will want to eat the animals before too long :p
For those who like to drop F-bombs wherever you go! Great little stickers (a set of 2) to slap on your hardhat helmet, welding helmet, guitar case, car, or wherever the hell you want.
It's a gag gun that people can't seem to resist. I mean come on, if you see a toy gun laying on a coffee table, you're going to pick it up, right? Grab one of these and leave it laying around. You don't have to try to get anyone to use it, they just WILL.
A beanie that simply says, "Illest". Great for those who are or want to be the illest. And hey, you can't go wrong buying a quality beanie like this for just $3.15 shipped!
A pocket-sized LED light that fits easily in your wallet ... and for under $2 bucks! What could be better? You simply fold the light bulb up out of the card and it lights up; fold it back down flat and it turns off.
Alright, it's very simple: 2 stickers that say "BEER FRIDGE ONLY!" Great to toss on the kegerator or outdoor fridge to let everybody know what's the most important thing that goes in there.
This. Game. Is. Awesome! That's right, we went with the "breaking up words with periods intro sentence", which we only bring out on certain occasions. That's how good this game is.
Finally! The perfect (gag) gift for that bff who doesn't have a significant other! She (or he) can grow a boyfriend that doesn't fall asleep or play video games.
Another great idea for anti-stress, kids or adults with autism, ADD, ADHD or simply lots of energy. They're interlocking chains on rings that you can flip around in a variety of ways.
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?
Those spinner fidget toys seem to be all the rage, and now you can grab one for just $3 bucks! These might seem silly at first but there's something just so satisfying about them.
Awesome! A collapsible shot glass that you can take anywhere. Great for camping, sporting events, travelling, road trips, picnics... well pretty much anywhere you want to be able to do a shot.
Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!
You are looking at one cruise ship porthole decal. This is great for slapping on your bedroom or office wall and pretending you're on a cruise :p It's a great way to get a smile. Maybe use it in the work bathroom. Put this porthole decal anywhere that needs some brightening up with a window to the ocean.
This is a cool LED hair barrette that lights up and can be intermixed with your hair. They use CR1220 batteries (like a smaller watch battery) and two batteries are included.
A sweet shower head that lights up in multiple colors. This LED shower head lights up only when water is running through it and rotates through 7 seven colors. It fits on almost all taps. No battery is required.
A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
An awesome key holder disguised as a rock. Store a key or two in it and hide it in the garden or walkway to your house. It'll blend right in with other foliage (we hope) and only people you tell about it will know it's there.
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.
A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
