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Surprise Snake Bite in Wooden Box Prank

Super cute, and harkens back to ye olden Hannukah gifts of wooden toys like a dreidel. (Did anyone ever actually manage to have fun with that?)

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Phase 10 Card Game

Alright, this is the classic game from the 80s! Who remembers this?

$3.99

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Survival Key Ring Compass

A slick compass that you can slap onto a keychain. Always know which way you're going! Great to attach to a backpack or survival bugout bag.

$1.49

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Kinetic Art Balance Toy

A neat balance toy for an office desk, study or playroom. Kind of hypnotizing/mesmerizing as it swings back and forth.

$3.69

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Wooden Baby Tooth Box

Ok, first thought: gross. Super gross. Who wants a memento of tiny little baby teeth?

$4.63

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Side View Mirror Smiley Face Decal

Absolutely adorable and amazingly amicable. Ok, that was our bad attempt at alliteration, but it's true. This decal is cute as heck-fire!

$2.67

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Neck Cracker Gimmick/Magic Trick

A fun prank/magic trick to weird people out .. it sounds like a neck cracking!

$2.69

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Measuring/Scotch Tape Dispenser

A scotch tape dispenser that looks like measuring tape! Great gift for a woodworker, carpenter or anyone else who regularly uses tools like this.

$4.82

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Plunger Holders For iPhone/Android

Cute little plungers to stick to your phone and prop it up. You get 10, count 'em, TEN of them!

$2.74

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Deep Diver Tea Infuser

A deep sea diver tea infuser; super cute for those times when you need a something a little different to infuse your tea.

$4.99

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Shock Baton Gag Gift

A little baton that can be used to shock your buddies. Tell people it's a flashlight and let them shock themselves!

$2.69

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Creative Cactus Pen

A cactus pen with a green rubbery base. Writes very nicely in a deep blue ink. It works well as a functional office pen, but it also makes a nice artistic statment.

$3.19

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Cookie cutters that help you and your kids make a 3D animal! Comes with 4 pieces: you cook up the cookies and assemble out of those 4 parts. Very cute to see although you and your kids will want to eat the animals before too long :p

$3.94

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Mushroom LED Nightlight

Great and adorable nightlights that can rotate through 7 colors. Very worth it for just over $2 bucks shipped!

$2.05

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Postcard Airplane

Remember those balsa wood airplanes that could fly forever? Well this is a postcard that the recipient can use to make a glider out of!

$4.33

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Crazy Strawberry Laces

"Strawberry" shoelaces for those who like to spice things up and make their shoes more customized.

$4.36

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The Beatles Yellow Submarine Throw Pillow

Very cute Yellow Submarine throw pillow cover. Great for any Beatles fan!

$2.34

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Fishing Tea Infusers

Cute little fishing tea infusers. Great for adults or kids alike! Works great and doesn't let any tea leaves out. Good idea for a kids tea party.

$2.61

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Original Uno Card Game

The original Uno card game - a classic that's great to bust out for any gathering, but it has a new twist!

$4.89

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F-Bomb Stickers

For those who like to drop F-bombs wherever you go! Great little stickers (a set of 2) to slap on your hardhat helmet, welding helmet, guitar case, car, or wherever the hell you want.

$4.88

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Electric Shock Gag Gun

It's a gag gun that people can't seem to resist. I mean come on, if you see a toy gun laying on a coffee table, you're going to pick it up, right? Grab one of these and leave it laying around. You don't have to try to get anyone to use it, they just WILL.

$3.69

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Wild Tribe Credit Card Pocket Knife

Pull out your credit card and use it as a knife! Keep it in your wallet and always have a knife on you. Super handy and useful (and cheap!)

$3.99

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"Illest" Beanie

A beanie that simply says, "Illest". Great for those who are or want to be the illest. And hey, you can't go wrong buying a quality beanie like this for just $3.15 shipped!

$3.15

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Pocket LED Card Light

A pocket-sized LED light that fits easily in your wallet ... and for under $2 bucks! What could be better? You simply fold the light bulb up out of the card and it lights up; fold it back down flat and it turns off.

$1.54

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Nintendo Gameboy iPhone 5/5s Case

A SWEET, retro phone case for your older iPhone 5 or 5s. Nintendo fans rejoice!

$4.59

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Bear + Deer = BEER Sticker

Beer equals bear + deer... who knew? We don't fully understand this sticker, but that's ok - it just makes us like it that much more!

$1.71

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Bikini Girl Golf Tees

Very cute golf tees resembling women in a bikini - great for a gag gift or to put in your own golf bag.

$2.56

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Futurama Patch - Planet Express Logo

A sweet little patch of the best delivery service ... in a one block area of New New York.

$3.96

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Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case

A dirt cheap case for the iPhone that looks like a retro cassette tape!

$2.31

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Spider Phone Flex-Grip Holder

It's not just a phone case; it's so much more! The spider arms let you grip just about any small item, so this fits most phones.

$4.99

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Beer Fridge Only Sticker

Alright, it's very simple: 2 stickers that say "BEER FRIDGE ONLY!" Great to toss on the kegerator or outdoor fridge to let everybody know what's the most important thing that goes in there.

$3.99

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PBR - Pabst Blue Ribbon Sticker

A sticker of one of the best (and cheapest) beers one can buy - the amazing PBR, perhaps better known as Pabst Blue Ribbon!

$3.49

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D&D Logo Sticker/Decal

The new ampersand logo for Dungeons & Dragons, a return to form and an updated version of the original D&D logo. Simply badass!

$3.99

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Monopoly Deal Card Game

This. Game. Is. Awesome! That's right, we went with the "breaking up words with periods intro sentence", which we only bring out on certain occasions. That's how good this game is.

$4.99

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Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain

A super awesome folding knife that fits in your pocket & on your keychain! Take it literally anywhere (except maybe the shower...).

$1.78

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Banana Pencil Eraser

Squeeee! These are super-cute banana pencil erasers ... for cheap, bro!

$1.60

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Bike Tire LED Light

Sweet bike tire LED lights that light up blue as you bike!

$2.40

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"Far Out" Fidget Spinner

Very um ... different designs for sure! These aren't for everyone, but some people will love them.

$2.50

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Anti-stress Fidget Cube

This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner!

$2.45

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LED Bike Light

A very cool LED that goes on your bike's tire valve. It's super easy to install and requires no other items to use.

$2.99

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The Perfect Potato Slicer

Make the perfect potato slices every time! Also great for tomatoes, onions, or other similar veggies, even eggs!

$4.00

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Pop Can Pens by Liroyal

A pack of 6 pens disguised at pop bottles! You get a random selection of 6 cans such as Coca Cola, Pepsi, Red Bull, Sprite and more.

$4.94

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Collapsible Funnel

A really cool little collapsible funnel that doesn't take up much space.

$1.39

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Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

Silly and maybe a little gross, but these nose pencil sharpeners are great for anyone with a sense of humor!

$4.99

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Turd Pen

This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it.

$4.53

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Grow a Boyfriend

Finally! The perfect (gag) gift for that bff who doesn't have a significant other! She (or he) can grow a boyfriend that doesn't fall asleep or play video games.

$4.41

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Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch

An awesome patch from Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens. This is a small but really nice-looking patch for the First Order.

$4.98

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Bacon Lip Balm

Do you love bacon? Do you know someone who does? This lip balm will give you the (good? nasty?) scent of bacon all day long!

$4.85

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Flippy Chain Fidget Toy

Another great idea for anti-stress, kids or adults with autism, ADD, ADHD or simply lots of energy. They're interlocking chains on rings that you can flip around in a variety of ways.

$1.99

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Emoji Pens

VERY cute little pens with emojis that come in a little capsule. Compact, handy & cute.

$1.34

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Kitchen Garbage Bag Holder

A garbage bag that simply hangs from a drawer or cabinet door. Takes up very little space and is super handy! Simply awesome.

$2.60

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Gag Shock Gum

Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.

$1.23

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Boonie Hat

This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?

$3.63

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Small Fidget Spinner Toy

Those spinner fidget toys seem to be all the rage, and now you can grab one for just $3 bucks! These might seem silly at first but there's something just so satisfying about them.

$2.99

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Bacon Gumballs

Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of.

$4.97

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Collapsible Shot Glass

Awesome! A collapsible shot glass that you can take anywhere. Great for camping, sporting events, travelling, road trips, picnics... well pretty much anywhere you want to be able to do a shot.

$4.03

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Futurama Planet Express Decal

Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!

$1.86

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Cruise Ship Porthole Decal

You are looking at one cruise ship porthole decal. This is great for slapping on your bedroom or office wall and pretending you're on a cruise :p It's a great way to get a smile. Maybe use it in the work bathroom. Put this porthole decal anywhere that needs some brightening up with a window to the ocean.

$4.59

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Fiber Optic LED Hair Barrette

This is a cool LED hair barrette that lights up and can be intermixed with your hair. They use CR1220 batteries (like a smaller watch battery) and two batteries are included.

$4.34

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TOOPOOT Ice Cream Bowl with Spoon

Amazingly cute ice cream bowls that look like ice cream cones. These are great for kids and adults that love fun!

$1.67

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7 Color LED Shower Head

A sweet shower head that lights up in multiple colors. This LED shower head lights up only when water is running through it and rotates through 7 seven colors. It fits on almost all taps. No battery is required.

$2.99

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Owl Cardboard v2 VR Kit

A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.

$4.99

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Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.... This bucktooth pacifier is awesome for generating laughs and weird looks!

$4.60

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Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal

The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.

$4.99

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Outdoor Rock Key Holder

An awesome key holder disguised as a rock. Store a key or two in it and hide it in the garden or walkway to your house. It'll blend right in with other foliage (we hope) and only people you tell about it will know it's there.

$4.97

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Spider Ice Cubes

Fake ice cubes that have a spider in them. Super cute and awesome to prank kids with. Need an April Fool's prank? Here ya go.

$4.38

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Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal

Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.

$4.99

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Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker

Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".

$4.99

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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.

$4.54

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Crazy Straws

Some pretty crazy straws that you can hear on your face as glasses and drink through them. You can see the liquid flow around your face as you drink!

$1.30

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Collapsible Travel Cup

A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p

$4.99

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Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural

An awesome Japanese lotus mural for your wall! Adds some personality to any room!

$3.43

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Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.

$3.99

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Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.

$1.85

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X-Rated Shots Book

More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.

$4.46

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Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!

$4.99

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Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver

Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.

$2.99

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Saxophone Pipe

A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.

$4.89

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Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.

$3.06

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Black Dope Hat

"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.

$3.29

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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!

$4.58

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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!

$4.99

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Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster

Perhaps Vincent van Gogh's most well-known work of art, now available for under $5 dollars in poster form!

$4.83

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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.

$3.49

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Kramer Wall Poster

Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.

$2.25

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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.

$4.05

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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".

$3.99

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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!

$4.99

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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)

$3.49

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Skull Bandanna

An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.

$0.95

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Trojan Dash Button

A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)

$4.99

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Birdhouse Key Ring

A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!

$2.86

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Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold

An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.

$2.79

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Pig Spoon Holder

A kitchen pig helper that holds your spoon (or other utensil) on the side of the pot. The tool that you didn't know you needed!

$4.64

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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.

$3.99

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LED Dog Safety Collar

An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.

$1.88

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Mushroom LED Light

Adorable mushroom night lights! Small, cheap and cute - a nice trifecta.

$1.97

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Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.

$3.86

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Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!

$3.74

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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!

$1.84

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