The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold

Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.
$2.79
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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
$3.99
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Mushroom LED Light

Mushroom LED Light
Adorable mushroom night lights! Small, cheap and cute - a nice trifecta.
$1.97
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers
A big roll of smiley face stickers to stick on anything. A nice "Under $5 on Amazon" buy!
$4.40
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Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
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Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
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USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
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Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
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Batman Car Seat

Batman Car Seat
Let your kid be the Batman. This car booster seat will make them feel like the Dark Knight himself!
$178.51
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Giant LEGO Storage Blocks

Giant LEGO Storage Blocks
Really cool storage system for your LEGO blocks or whatever else you desire! Use it to store your LEGOs, Mega Blocks, Duplo bricks (do people use those?) or empty out your junk drawer into them!
$35.26
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Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
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Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
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HipShotDot: First Person Shooter Red Dot Sight

HipShotDot: First Person Shooter Red Dot Sight
HipShotDot helps the FPS player aim better by placing a targeting reticule directly in the center of the TV screen. Never need to look down the sights of your gun again!
$29.92
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Buzz Lightyear Fold-Out Backpack

Buzz Lightyear Fold-Out Backpack
Buzz Lightyear's jetpack with wings that fold out when you hit the button in the center of the chest. Awesome for kids who are fans of Toy Story and, of course, Buzz Lightyear!
$129.99
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Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
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PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool
Practice guitar *anywhere*! Shred on real strings with a real fretboard on a tool you can keep in a pocket or bag. It's also 100% quiet so you won't bother anyone!
$14.99
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The One Ring To Rule Them All

The One Ring To Rule Them All
This could be *your* precious - a gold-plated tungsten carbide ring to rule them all, if you're brave enough and strong enough to wear it. Be warned though: it's power will slowly corrupt you.
$79.99
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Ninja Pen with Sound Effects

Ninja Pen with Sound Effects
It's the classic ninja pen: a knife that goes "SHHHING!" when the tip is clicked, and the ninja ballpoint extends, ready for you to write ever-so-deadly letters.
$4.99
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Rapid Fire Pump-Action Rubber Band Gun

Rapid Fire Pump-Action Rubber Band Gun
A 10 shot, pump action rubber band gun that you quickly put together. Awesome for cubicle farm fights or annoying friends and family. Has 3 modes, single shot, rapid fire or shotgun blast!
$34.99
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Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
$9.82
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Hexbug Scarab

Hexbug Scarab

Hexbugs are awesome little robots that perform amazing feats. They're all different, and the scarab is about speed: it's 6 legs let it skitter around frenetically. It can also flip itself rightside up. These things are so much fun!

$23.20
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Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
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Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Light

Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Light

By Odin's Beard! This hammer of Thor light looks just like his real hammer, Mjolnir. Looks like it was pounded into the wall, complete with a sticks that makes the cracks.

$42.00
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Hex: A Smartphone Controlled Nanocopter

Hex: A Smartphone Controlled Nanocopter
This little nanocopter is awesome. It's a 3D printed copter controlled by your smartphone. It can carry small objects including a webcam!
$49.00
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Tennis Ball Launcher

Tennis Ball Launcher
Great for your canine companion - launches a tennis ball over 30' in the air, plus you can use it to pick the ball back up.
$35.99
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Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
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Indoor Child Swing

Indoor Child Swing
Really cool idea for a rainy day! Lets your kids (up to/around 100 pounds) play on a swing in the house.
$55.99
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Aliens Chestburster Plush Toy

Aliens Chestburster Plush Toy
An official 1:1 scale version of the original Alien baby in it's nymph stage. It's 48" in length and has a wire in it that lets you pose the cute little cuddlykins in various positions. Ain't she sweet.
$29.99
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Ball Returning Soccer Training Net

Ball Returning Soccer Training Net
For the price, an ideal training tool for the young and learning soccer player. One side returns the ball to you in the air, making the kicker control to trap and control the ball. The other side is flat, kicking the ball straight out after absorbing most of it's force.
 
$99.95
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Adult-Sized Big Wheel

Adult-Sized Big Wheel
Aw now THIS is what we're talking about! Why should we have to give up all the cool stuff about being a kid just because we have adult responsibilities? Get going fast and do an epic power slide you could only have imagined about as a kid! And you can even drink and drive on this ride!
 
$645.93
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Kids Razor Electric Scooter

Kids Razor Electric Scooter
An electric-powered scooter for kids up to 120 pounds (or, we suppose little people, jockeys or hobbits as well). Reaches 10mph and can go for about 40 minutes on a single charge. 
 
$134.99
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Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
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iControlpad iPhone Game Controller

iControlpad iPhone Game Controller
iControlpad lets you play iCade games from your smartphone (iOS or Android) - works with almost every Bluetooth-enabled smartphone! Best of all it lets you play hundreds of games with analog sticks and buttons!
 
$52.49
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Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
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Game Of Thrones Board Game, 2nd Edition

Game Of Thrones Board Game, 2nd Edition
This is the 2nd edition of the Game of Thrones board game. If you love the books and TV show, you should love this too! It features the same cut-throat struggle for dominance between the houses of Lannister, Stark, Baratheon, Greyjoy and Tyrell.
$59.99
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The Princess Bride Board Game

The Princess Bride Board Game
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
$19.99
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Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap
12 inches by 175 freakin feet of bubble wrap! There are all sorts of practical uses, but we just like to pop it!
$17.99
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2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar

2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar
Once you pop, you can't stop! If you love bubble wrap (and popping it) then you should love this calendar!
$9.99
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Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
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Ghostbusters Ghost Trap

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap

A replica of the Ghostbusters ghost trap complete with colored LED chasing lights, an on/off switch and more. Might not actually help you catch ghosts, but it will be an excellent conversation piece!

 
$75.00
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Pizza Sleeping Bag

Pizza Sleeping Bag
What better way to sleep than to wrap yourself in a pizza? The crust is a pillow and the rest the bag. Toppings are pillows that are sold separately.
$200.00
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Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
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Huge Cosplay Titan Sword

Huge Cosplay Titan Sword
Want to have the biggest and baddest sword on the cosplay scene? Has a 45-inch blade and lights up as well. Looks like Cloud's Buster Sword from Final Fantasy 7. 
 
$79.99
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Crayon Ammo Belt

Crayon Ammo Belt
A complete set of 24 Crayons comes with this ammo belt! Your kid can have crayons always at the ready!
$23.50
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Playable Electric Guitar T-Shirt

Playable Electric Guitar T-Shirt
This t-shirt has an electric guitar built right into it! Includes a mini-amp which can be removed before washing. Play all the major chords from A to F! Goes to 11.
$29.99
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Block Puzzle Calendar

Block Puzzle Calendar
The puzzle calendar that never expires! Made with block similar to Lego® blocks and can be assembled to create any month in the future!
$13.64
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Minecraft Light-Up Torch

Minecraft Light-Up Torch
A basic element in the game, the Minecraft torch is an icon that's quickly identifiable by any player. Light off some huge TNT explosions and light up the night, or light up the area so you can see the creepers better!
$39.99
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Strobing LED Hula Hoop

Strobing LED Hula Hoop
Fun for kids or for adults to mesmerize people at outdoor festivals and concerts. Has a recharchagle battery so you twirl away through the night!
$70.00
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Submarine Camcorder

Submarine Camcorder
Control this submarine and send it up to 100 feet underwater! Attached to the cable it won't get away and it sends live video to your iPad! Control it with an iPad app or even using the iPad's motion sensors!
$6,300.00
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You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
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Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
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NES Zapper Gun Lamp

NES Zapper Gun Lamp
A gorgeous, old school lamp based around the original Nintendo light zapper gun! Fully working and the trigger will even click when assembled!
$90.00
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Lego® USB Flash Drive

Lego® USB Flash Drive

A 16GB flash drive is built into this 2x4 Lego® brick. Nice way to hide and store data and do it geekily as well! Available in different colors.

$59.95
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Snow Crossbow

Snow Crossbow
Launches snowballs up to 80 feet! Just pull the crossbow back to notch it and you're ready to launch a snowball. Includes a vinyl target.
$32.95
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Switchblade Pocket Comb

Switchblade Pocket Comb
The most badass of the pocket comb family, except perhaps for the butterfly knife variety. Great for greasers, also great if you want to threaten your friends and then make them look more stylish.
$4.98
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