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Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.

 

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mugs

Mustache Coffee Mugs
Custom made coffee mugs with mustaches of various sizes and classiness. A set of 6 stackable mugs complete with the chrome holder.
$32.00
Via etsy.com

Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
Via amazon.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!

$8.90
Via amazon.com