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Gag Shock Gum

Gag Shock Gum
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
$1.23
Via amazon.com

Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs
Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of. 
$4.97
Via amazon.com

3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
Via amazon.com

The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing
Nothing has never cost so much, but at $.99 (or $6 shipped) it's not that bad. It's a great gift for the person that has everything!
$0.99
Via amazon.com

Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
Via amazon.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
Via amazon.com

Airzooka Air Gun

Airzooka Air Gun

Shoot a ball of air at someone up to 50 feet away! Mess up coworkers hair or otherwise annoy people. Also has a laser dot sight to make them feel REALLY nervous. (Uses 2 AAA batteries)

$20.01
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Eviltron - Annoy-Tron Prankster Pack

Eviltron - Annoy-Tron Prankster Pack
This thing is truly evil: hide this tiny device in a friend's house and it'll give off evil sounds for up to a month. Sounds include sinister kid laughter, whispering "Can you hear me?", scratching, gasping, creaking and random mode. Drive people crazy(er)!
$21.00
Via amazon.com