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Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs
Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of. 
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A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
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Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
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