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Mustache Party Picks

Mustache Party Picks
Make your next party classy and mustachy. (Is that a word?) Spice up your h'ordeuvres (or horse doovers as we like to say) with these party picks.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.

 

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mugs

Mustache Coffee Mugs
Custom made coffee mugs with mustaches of various sizes and classiness. A set of 6 stackable mugs complete with the chrome holder.
$32.00
Via etsy.com

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
Via shareasale.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

Mustache Clothes Hangers

Mustache Clothes Hangers
Some might ask why you'd buy a mustache hanger and then hide it in your closet where no one can see it. Well, YOU would know you have a piece of clothing being hung like a sir (*cough*).
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.

 
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!

$8.90
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com