Hot Tub Boat

Hot Tub Boat
The ultimate in relaxation on the go on the water. This moving hot tub up to 6 adults on a pleasure trip that a pilot can control from the aft joystick. The programmable thermostat can heat the water up to 104 degrees F. Even has a stereo with 2 50-watt speakers and FOUR ice chests!
 
Goes up to 5MPH, so you're not gonna be winning any races, but that's not the point.Foesn't need gas either - it's rechargable and can go for up to 10 hours. It's made of handcrafted African teak but a marine carpenter in Seattle. 
$42,000.00
Via hammacher.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com