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Gag Shock Gum

Gag Shock Gum
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
$1.23
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing
Nothing has never cost so much, but at $.99 (or $6 shipped) it's not that bad. It's a great gift for the person that has everything!
$0.99
Via amazon.com

Bloody Shower Curtain

Bloody Shower Curtain
It's a bloody good time! Eh, sorry, we got nothing on this one. Nothing funny at least. But this is a cool product if you like to freak out your guests! Goes along great with a bloody bath mat and bath towel.
 
$17.40
Via amazon.com

Enjoy Time With Your Mom Gum

Enjoy Time With Your Mom Gum
You gots to appreciate your Mother and supposedly these mints help. We're just not sure how or which of you is supposed to chew the gum...
$1.29
Via heroswelcome.com

Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
Via amazon.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
Via amazon.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Eviltron - Annoy-Tron Prankster Pack

Eviltron - Annoy-Tron Prankster Pack
This thing is truly evil: hide this tiny device in a friend's house and it'll give off evil sounds for up to a month. Sounds include sinister kid laughter, whispering "Can you hear me?", scratching, gasping, creaking and random mode. Drive people crazy(er)!
$21.00
Via amazon.com