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Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie
A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.
$4.23
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Cthulu Knitted Ski Mask

Cthulu Knitted Ski Mask
This may or may not give you the powers of the ancient ones such as Cthulu, but perhaps it will disguise you when they finally take over the earth. Until then, it'll keep you warm and look freakin' awesome.
$22.99
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Cthulu Tentacle Wall Hanger

Cthulu Tentacle Wall Hanger
Unlike most tentacles that come out of walls to kill you, these are actually handy and there to hold your stuff. Let Cthulu be handy for once. Great for keys, jewelry, jackets, dog leashes, etc.
$29.00
Via etsy.com

Inflatable Cthulu Arm

Inflatable Cthulu Arm
The creature from the depths lies dormant and dreaming but he will return soon. Proclaim that you are an acolyte of the ancient God from R'lyeh with this inflatable arm!
$11.29
Via amazon.com