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Coffee Mug - I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady

Coffee Mug -  I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady
The perfect coffee mug for my wife who, indeed, does spew profanities (but she does it like a lady most of the time!)
$10.01
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Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
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I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
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To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug
This coffee mug says, "To Do List: Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop, Be Awesome". C'mon, you know that's what's up, and in the proper order. :p
$13.99
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Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug

Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug
An awesome mug that lets friends and co-workers know that you probably don't have any alcohol in your mug. A great way to start your day, or to drink all day long.
$14.87
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X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
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Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
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Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
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Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
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Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
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Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
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Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
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World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
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World's Largest Coffee Mug

World's Largest Coffee Mug
Holy hell, this super huge coffee mug holds up to 20 CUPS OF COFFEE! Of course, it's all just really 1 big cup in this bad boy.
$43.29
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Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug
SsssssSssss.... BOOM! This mug will keep you on your toes! Beautiful square pixlated design, just like the awesomeness that is Minecraft.
$14.99
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Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug
There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.
$16.95
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World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
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Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug
A nice reminder to simple GET SHIT DONE! A gorgeous mug with black matte finish.
$16.00
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Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
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Darryl Dixon Crossbow Coffee Mug

Darryl Dixon Crossbow Coffee Mug
The most badass Zombie asskicker ever, Darryl Dixon on a cool crossbow shaped coffee mug! Oh yeah, Walking Dead fans, this thing is awesome!
$56.95
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Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
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Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
A button on the handle gets this mug a'stirrin! In case you didn't realize what it is, it says "SELF STIRRING MUG" in big letters.
$8.52
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Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
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Mustache Coffee Mugs

Mustache Coffee Mugs
Custom made coffee mugs with mustaches of various sizes and classiness. A set of 6 stackable mugs complete with the chrome holder.
$32.00
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A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug

A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug
This mug has a curious selection of letters on it. UNT... whatever could that mean? Perhaps the mug's handle offers us a clue, as it is painted black.
$16.29
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Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
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Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug
In the morning when you're groggy, it'd sure be nice to just cast the spell, "ACCIO COFFEE!" and have it at the ready. Until then, this mug will have to do.
 
$18.00
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Floating Coffee Mug

Floating Coffee Mug
An amazingly simple yet extremely innovative design. This coffee mug looks beautiful and serves as it's own coaster!
$35.99
Via floatingmug.com

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
$15.99
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Battery Level Coffee Mug

Battery Level Coffee Mug
The thermo graphics on this mug react to heat showing the level of coffee in the mug - a full mug equals a full battery! Power yourself up!
 
$8.42
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Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
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Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
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Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

R2-D2 Coffee Mug

R2-D2 Coffee Mug
This R2-D2 unit is in prime condition, a real bargain and ready to help you get going every morning!
$24.99
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Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
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Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
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Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
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Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
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Good Morning Coffee Mug

Good Morning Coffee Mug

This coffee mug "wakes up" with you - when a hot beverage fills the mug, it transforms from a sleeping face to a happy, wide awake face!

$19.96
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Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
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Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
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