Tactical Barbeque Apron
This thing is so much more than a joke or prank gift. It's a 100% tactical BBQ apron that sports all sorts of pouches, uses the Army's MOLLE system and has many uses besides jsut grilling. Although, y'know, it's REALLLLLY freaking cool for grilling out and you'll be known as a BBQ God.
We think you could wear this and toss a mask on and fight evil as the superhero known as BBQ Man, whipping hot dogs into the suprised mouths of evildoers, making them choke on justice. You could charge into the fray with your battlecry of, "SPATULA!"