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It's a canopy that blocks out the wind, sun, dust and rain. Great for the beach, camping, soccer games, baseball games, or pretty much anywhere you want to just hang out and be outside but still be somewhat protected by the elements.
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
Some beautiful and funny motorcycle helmet designs including a disco ball, watermelon, bowling ball, 8 ball, brains, boobs, golf ball and more! These are definitely some attention-getting helmet designs!
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
A very handy and basic pocket survival kit that's nice to be able to take about anywhere! Includes a kevlar cord, fish hooks, compass, magnets, small blade, signal mirror, card with survival tips and more.
It's a cooler; it's chair; it's a backpack! Also works as a seat, has a pocket for a water bottle and another zippered pocket for storage and 2 cushioned straps. An awesome pack for tailgating, hiking, camping the beach or whatevs.
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
This thing is so much more than a joke or prank gift. It's a 100% tactical BBQ apron that sports all sorts of pouches, uses the Army's MOLLE system and has many uses besides jsut grilling. Although, y'know, it's REALLLLLY freaking cool for grilling out and you'll be known as a BBQ God.
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
All the items you need to survive for 3 days in the event of a Zombie outbreak or other survival situation. Guaranteed to last for 5 years and has water, food, lighting, matches, tools warmth and a first aid kit.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
Your all-in-one camping kitchen gear unit! It's a grill that folds down and can hold tons of kitchen gear including a sink, spatulas, water bag, shovel, pots, pans, dishes, paper towels, and more -- all on wheels!