Sport-Brella Sun & Shade Tent

Sport-Brella Sun & Shade Tent
It's a canopy that blocks out the wind, sun, dust and rain. Great for the beach, camping, soccer games, baseball games, or pretty much anywhere you want to just hang out and be outside but still be somewhat protected by the elements.
$56.37
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Lockpick Practice Set

Lockpick Practice Set
Your very own lockpick practice set: all you need to learn how to pick a lock and do it yourself!
$22.99
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Mini Compressed Towel Set

Mini Compressed Towel Set
Amazingly compressed towel in little discs that you can put in water for 3 seconds and expand into a square towel. These little towels expand to 25x40cm.
$6.29
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Boonie Hat

Boonie Hat
This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?
$3.63
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Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
$6.61
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Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver

Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
$2.99
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Skull Bandanna

Skull Bandanna
An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.
$0.95
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Coollife Tactical Pen

Coollife Tactical Pen
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
$3.37
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Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever

Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever
87 tools with 141 functions! Just might not fit in your pocket.
$799.95
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The Adventure Watch

The Adventure Watch
This adventure watch sports a compass, thermometer, and separate minute and hour dials. Features old school analog functionality for more durability and retro coolness.
$22.95
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool
The Artifact by Gerber is an awesome & compact Gerber tool on the cheap, with 8 tools in all!
$7.50
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
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Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
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Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
$1.48
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ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.
$14.99
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Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
$14.00
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LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
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Amazingly Designed Motorcycle Helmets

Amazingly Designed Motorcycle Helmets

Some beautiful and funny motorcycle helmet designs including a disco ball, watermelon, bowling ball, 8 ball, brains, boobs, golf ball and more! These are definitely some attention-getting helmet designs!

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Via behance.net

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
$19.99
Via cabelas.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
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Wallet Ninja Pocket Multi-Tool

Wallet Ninja Pocket Multi-Tool
A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Grappling Hook That Fits In Your Pocket

Grappling Hook That Fits In Your Pocket
This is a REAL grappling hook used by the miltary that is small enough to fit in your pocket!
$34.95
Via countycomm.com

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
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Survival Wallet

Survival Wallet
A very handy and basic pocket survival kit that's nice to be able to take about anywhere! Includes a kevlar cord, fish hooks, compass, magnets, small blade, signal mirror, card with survival tips and more.
$58.19
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Backpack Cooler Chair

Backpack Cooler Chair
It's a cooler; it's chair; it's a backpack! Also works as a seat, has a pocket for a water bottle and another zippered pocket for storage and 2 cushioned straps. An awesome pack for tailgating, hiking, camping the beach or whatevs.
 
$48.00
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Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Amphibious WaterCar

Amphibious WaterCar
This wondercar of the future will go on land or water. It has all the off-road capabilities of a jeep and then some! The places you can reach with vehicle are mind blogging.
$135,000.00
Via watercar.com

Tactical Barbeque Apron

Tactical Barbeque Apron
This thing is so much more than a joke or prank gift. It's a 100% tactical BBQ apron that sports all sorts of pouches, uses the Army's MOLLE system and has many uses besides jsut grilling. Although, y'know, it's REALLLLLY freaking cool for grilling out and you'll be known as a BBQ God.
$34.99
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Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
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FREEKey Key Ring System

FREEKey Key Ring System
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger. 
 
$6.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
$7.87
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Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter

Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter
Who in the hell wants to mess around in the cold weather with jump starting their car from outside? Jumper cables are a pain in the ass. This jump starts your car from INSIDE the car!
$27.99
Via thinkgeek.com

LoungePac Beach Chair Backpack

LoungePac Beach Chair Backpack
A complete beach chair lounging solution that only weighs 22 pounds, complete with umbrella, coolers, pillow, foot rest and more. Transports with wheels, as a tote or a backpack. 
 
$259.99
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Zombie Survival Kit

Zombie  Survival Kit
All the items you need to survive for 3 days in the event of a Zombie outbreak or other survival situation. Guaranteed to last for 5 years and has water, food, lighting, matches, tools warmth and a first aid kit.
$36.56
Via ebay.com

Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
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Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
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Key-Shaped Folding Knife

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

A small folding knife enclosed in a key-shaped design. Works great on your keychain, doesn't take up much room, and can even pass through TSA!

$5.47
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Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
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Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
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Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
Weird looking, but it works. You actually wear this umbrella on your shoulders, giving your hands freedom.
$65.00
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Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
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Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
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Backpack Couch

Backpack Couch
Seriously. A backpack that expands out to become a whole couch! Amaze your friends and family when you take this camping!  This backpack sofa is made of rigid polyurethane foam and cordura.
$1,639.00
Via singulier.com

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes
Ninja climbing spikes to assist with climbing. These are the real thing and are similar to those used by ninja centuries ago. Don't take them to your local climbing park - they'll tear up the walls!
$13.82
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WHIP Self-Defense Keychain

WHIP Self-Defense Keychain

Keep a highly effective defense weapon on you at all times. With 11 defensive points, there are tons of ways to use it. WHIP it good.

$29.95
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Stormproof Waterproof Matches

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

For reals - these matches are stormproof, waterproof and windproof. Will burn underwater! Also fireproof! ;-) A GREAT item for a survival bugout bag.

$5.25
Via amazon.com

Grub Hub® Camp Kitchen

Grub Hub® Camp Kitchen
Your all-in-one camping kitchen gear unit! It's a grill that folds down and can hold tons of kitchen gear including a sink, spatulas, water bag, shovel, pots, pans, dishes, paper towels, and more -- all on wheels!
$379.00
Via grubhubusa.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
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Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.

 
$7.28
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Credit Card Survival Tool

Credit Card Survival Tool
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
$18.59
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Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set
A 7 piece set of screwdrivers is hidden within the grenade. Also helps to get a really firm grip!
$5.16
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Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife
Up to 37 lumens (that means its bright!) to help you see things while you cut them. No fumbling with a flashlight with this!
$48.59
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Survival Pocket Chainsaw

Survival Pocket Chainsaw
Fits in your pocket and is the perfect addition to a survival bugout bag. It's similar to a real chainsaw chain with bi-directional teeth. Can cut through a 3" diameter limb in under 10 seconds!
 
$24.18
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Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

A grappling hook that folds down for easy storage. Put it in your ninja backpack! Holds over pounds and has 33 feet of nylon rope to help you scale most 3 story buildings. 

Used in the hit movie, "Who Dat Ninja" with Tracy Jordan.

$21.40
Via amazon.com

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.

$13.39
Via amazon.com

SOL Survival Tool

SOL Survival Tool
All sorts of stuff is built into this survival tool: a knife, a signaling mirror, Fire Lite striker, whistle, LED light, compass a waterproof compartment and more!
$32.70
Via amazon.com