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A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!
It's a canopy that blocks out the wind, sun, dust and rain. Great for the beach, camping, soccer games, baseball games, or pretty much anywhere you want to just hang out and be outside but still be somewhat protected by the elements.
Amazingly compressed towel in little discs that you can put in water for 3 seconds and expand into a square towel. These little towels expand to 25x40cm.
This boonie cap really rocks, despite the low price. It's great for many uses and should last you a long time. Did you know they're also called giggle hats?
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
This adventure watch sports a compass, thermometer, and separate minute and hour dials. Features old school analog functionality for more durability and retro coolness.
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.
Some beautiful and funny motorcycle helmet designs including a disco ball, watermelon, bowling ball, 8 ball, brains, boobs, golf ball and more! These are definitely some attention-getting helmet designs!
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
A very handy and basic pocket survival kit that's nice to be able to take about anywhere! Includes a kevlar cord, fish hooks, compass, magnets, small blade, signal mirror, card with survival tips and more.
It's a cooler; it's chair; it's a backpack! Also works as a seat, has a pocket for a water bottle and another zippered pocket for storage and 2 cushioned straps. An awesome pack for tailgating, hiking, camping the beach or whatevs.
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
This wondercar of the future will go on land or water. It has all the off-road capabilities of a jeep and then some! The places you can reach with vehicle are mind blogging.
This thing is so much more than a joke or prank gift. It's a 100% tactical BBQ apron that sports all sorts of pouches, uses the Army's MOLLE system and has many uses besides jsut grilling. Although, y'know, it's REALLLLLY freaking cool for grilling out and you'll be known as a BBQ God.
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
Who in the hell wants to mess around in the cold weather with jump starting their car from outside? Jumper cables are a pain in the ass. This jump starts your car from INSIDE the car!
A complete beach chair lounging solution that only weighs 22 pounds, complete with umbrella, coolers, pillow, foot rest and more. Transports with wheels, as a tote or a backpack.
All the items you need to survive for 3 days in the event of a Zombie outbreak or other survival situation. Guaranteed to last for 5 years and has water, food, lighting, matches, tools warmth and a first aid kit.
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
Seriously. A backpack that expands out to become a whole couch! Amaze your friends and family when you take this camping! This backpack sofa is made of rigid polyurethane foam and cordura.
Ninja climbing spikes to assist with climbing. These are the real thing and are similar to those used by ninja centuries ago. Don't take them to your local climbing park - they'll tear up the walls!
Your all-in-one camping kitchen gear unit! It's a grill that folds down and can hold tons of kitchen gear including a sink, spatulas, water bag, shovel, pots, pans, dishes, paper towels, and more -- all on wheels!
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat.
Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
Fits in your pocket and is the perfect addition to a survival bugout bag. It's similar to a real chainsaw chain with bi-directional teeth. Can cut through a 3" diameter limb in under 10 seconds!
