Singing In The Rain Shower Curtain
Because, come on, you know you sing in the shower. And for some reason your voice is so much better in the shower.
Perhaps it's the acoustics, or the fact that no one else is listening. We don't know why, but it's a fact that is proven by science. Or something. Maybe.
It's just like singing in the car. The shower and the car have this quantum field where your voice is at it's absolute best. Outside of those 2 places, your voice reverts back to its regular, crappy self.
If only you could have a shower in your car and then drive that onto the set of Americon Idol - you'd be a star, baby! Until then, you can buy this shower curtain and cut loose while you take a shower.