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Sex Panther Cologne

Sex Panther Cologne

Yes this is real!  And as we know, 60% of the time, it works every time. Slap it on and women will be unable to resist you. Same goes for wild animals.

It works because it's made with bits of real panther!

Sex Panther Cologne: It makes that kitty purr.

NOTE: It does NOT smell like gasoline nor Bigfoot's dick.

Allow us to be serious for just a moment - it actually smells quite good. Many people ahve bought it as a gag gift, and it's great for that, but as a pure cologne it smells just fine. (One reviewer mentioned it smelled kind of similar to Axe Body Spray, for what it's worth.)

Now it won't really attract hordes of ravenous ladies, nor is it in a panther-shaped bottle like in the original Anchorman: The Legend Begins  movie. 

If you're a fan of Anchorman and the great Brian Fantana, or are buying a gift for someone who's a fan - this could be a great gift!

Here's the original exchange between Brian Fantana the the legend Ron Burgundy about Sex Panther:

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. 
[opens cologne cabinet] 
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. 
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. 
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. 
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. 
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. 
Brian Fantana: Yep. 
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. 
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. 
[cheesy grin] 
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. 
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. 


Categories: Humor, Pop Culture, Wearable