Bunch O Balloons – Instant Water Balloons

Bunch O Balloons – Instant Water Balloons
Simply sweet & awesome... lets you fill and tie 100 water balloons in less than 60 seconds!
$9.99
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Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain

Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain
A super awesome folding knife that fits in your pocket & on your keychain! Take it literally anywhere (except maybe the shower...).
$1.78
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Coollife Tactical Pen

Coollife Tactical Pen
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
$3.37
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
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Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
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Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
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Your Own WWII PT Boat

Your Own WWII PT Boat
That's right, if you have the funds, you can buy your very own WWII era PT boat! It's fully restored and has all the (non-functioning) weapons it originally had.
$1,000,000.00
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Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
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Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
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