Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
Via amazon.com

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot." Made popular by the movie V For Vendetta, originally for Guy Fawkes Day and today worn by members of Anonymous. Tell everyone that the status quo should not be tolerated. Revolution!

$7.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt
Oh, the morning after. And how the memories come slowly back to you. And your friends telling you. "I did what?" No it wasn't a night out drinking, but what you did for that Klondike Bar will take forever to forget.
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt
It's not your typical Zombie shirt, that's for sure. Great for pretending to be a zombie & making people laugh and or alternately be very annoyed at you. Great for parties!
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings
Ron Burgundy's tell all autobiography, in his own awesome words. "I wrote a hell of a book" -- Ron Burgundy. 224 pages of pure class.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt
Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt
You're awesome, that much is obvious, as you're browsing this site. You clearly have a keen sense of taste. So show the world just how awesome you are!
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt
Can't we all just get along? Why we gotta argue about which computer is better and just use what we like?
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet
A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that'll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Credit Card Flash Drive

Credit Card Flash Drive
USB flash drives that look like credit cards! They're the same dimensions and will easily fit in your wallet or pocket.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy
These magnetic balls (also known as bucky balls, neocubes, nanodots or neomagnetic cubes) are addictingly awesome! Like Legos, they can be transformed into an infinite variety of shapes. 
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets
A set of 3 super deadly fridge magnets: a sword, a knife and an axe. They add a certain level of macabre to those photos on the fridge!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl
A water bottle with a fold-out bowl for your dog. Great for long hikes or just a trip to the dog park. Very handy!
$8.05
Via amazon.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
Via amazon.com

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
Via etsy.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
Via amazon.com

Battery Level Coffee Mug

Battery Level Coffee Mug
The thermo graphics on this mug react to heat showing the level of coffee in the mug - a full mug equals a full battery! Power yourself up!
 
$8.42
Via amazon.com

Pancake Pen Bottle

Pancake Pen Bottle
Holds 3 cups of pancake batter that you can use to draw letters, shapes, symbols & more. Has clear sides and markings so you can mix ingredients inside the pancake bottle.
 
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
A button on the handle gets this mug a'stirrin! In case you didn't realize what it is, it says "SELF STIRRING MUG" in big letters.
$8.52
Via amazon.com

Plant Watering Cloud

Plant Watering Cloud
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
$8.65
Via amazon.com

Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
Via amazon.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer
An awesome little organizer for your La-Z Boy chair or couch! Has 6 pockets and a flat 11" x 6" area. Great for keeping things neat and within arms reach. 
 
$8.84
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Decal

Iron Man Macbook Decal

I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.

$8.88
Via amazon.com

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!

$8.90
Via amazon.com

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Perfect for nights out when people are taking photos to post on Facebook. Shields your identity so you can get away with just about anything! Great for those worried about Facebook privacy.

$8.94
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Literal "Thumb" Tacks

Literal "Thumb" Tacks
Thumb tacks! The tips of fingers and thumbs that function as tacks. Quite literally thumb tacks :)
$8.95
Via myshopify.com

Mustache Party Picks

Mustache Party Picks
Make your next party classy and mustachy. (Is that a word?) Spice up your h'ordeuvres (or horse doovers as we like to say) with these party picks.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Never show up to the friend's house empty-handed, especially around the holidays! This fun mat will remind people entering your home what it's all about: having a good time. 

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

Fidget Spinner Toy
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
$8.99
Via thecooleststuffever.com

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
Via amazon.com

3UP 3DOWN Card Game

3UP 3DOWN Card Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$8.99
Via amazon.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Tetris Fridge Magnets

Tetris Fridge Magnets
What better way to stick stuff to your fridge? Relive one of the all-time games, Tetris, or at least be reminded of the maddening way that it NEVER STOPS! THE BRICKS JUST KEEP COMING! AHHHHHHH!
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

This tray makes companion ice cubes so you'll never be alone again! It is certainly a triumph of science. Could also make chocolate if you so desired.

 
These ice cubes will not burn very easily. Technically these ice cubes are only companion cube-shaped on 5 sides. So you get one flat side. Science hasn't quite figured out how to make a perfect Portal 2 companion ice cube just yet, but maybe someday soon.
 

$9.09
Via thinkgeek.com

Manatea Tea Infuser

Manatea Tea Infuser

Ohhhh, we get it - Manatee, Manatea! (Oh the Hugh Manatee?) In any case it's a fun little tea infuser.

$9.09
Via amazon.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Ice Pack Booze Flask

Ice Pack Booze Flask
A badass "ice pack" designed to hide your booze in plain sight! Toss it in a cooler and no one will be the wiser.
$9.49
Via amazon.com

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone
Ok, it's a selfie stick. No self-respecting, classy person should be caught dead with one of these. Right?  Well, that's what we thought... until we actually used one.
$9.49
Via amazon.com

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Zombie Family Car Stickers
Those standard family stickers are so mundane - spice it up with your own flair and show off your zombie family! 
 
$9.50
Via amazon.com

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

Batman Batarang Knife

Batman Batarang Knife
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
$9.65
Via amazon.com

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.

$9.71
Via amazon.com

Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
Via amazon.com

Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
Via amazon.com

Festival Feet

Festival Feet
These disposable shoe covers are awesome for spring and summer music festivals where there's likely to be tons of mud. Protect your shoes without having to wear huge, awkward rubber boots!
 
$9.82
Via amazon.com

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
$9.82
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Smiley Face Belt Buckle

Smiley Face Belt Buckle
Cheer up, buttercup. Why so glum, chum? This belt buckle is sure to elicit smiles from people, as well as cheer you up on a bad day. 
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy
Simply put, it's... er...gravy candy. Quite frankly we're not sure if it's a good thing but we're up for trying anything once!
 
$9.94
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Teatanic Tea Infuser

Teatanic Tea Infuser
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
$9.95
Via shareasale.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog
Bitches look great in these hoodies. Yeah we went there. But it's also functional - keep your littler dogs warm in the winter months!
$9.98
Via amazon.com

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