Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o
It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.
This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
For those kitties that are little devils; holy terrors that scratch up your feet from under the bed or attack you in the middle of the night. Yeah, they seem all sweet an innocent but cat owners know better. What better way to show it? :p
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
Amazingly compressed towel in little discs that you can put in water for 3 seconds and expand into a square towel. These little towels expand to 25x40cm.
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
The awesome ninja from Mortal Kombat can now reside on your Macbook and send hit freeze blast at your enemies. You never know, he might even perform his spine rip fatality!
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?
It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.
