Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal
Proclaim your faith (not so) loudly on your car! Let everyone know that you were touched by His noodly appendage.
 
$5.00
Via etsy.com

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - no available in bottle opener format! Simply awesome.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo
A super-cute owl tea infuser! We've seen some really cool tea infusers before, but this one might be the cutest!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set
A 7 piece set of screwdrivers is hidden within the grenade. Also helps to get a really firm grip!
$5.16
Via amazon.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

For reals - these matches are stormproof, waterproof and windproof. Will burn underwater! Also fireproof! ;-) A GREAT item for a survival bugout bag.

$5.25
Via amazon.com

Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
Via amazon.com

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

A small folding knife enclosed in a key-shaped design. Works great on your keychain, doesn't take up much room, and can even pass through TSA!

$5.47
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!

$5.65
Via amazon.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
Via amazon.com

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
Via amazon.com

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
Via amazon.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Car Dashboard Mat Grip

Car Dashboard Mat Grip
A rubbery mat that adapts to the contour of your car's dashboard - stick things like your phone, coins, keys, etc. on it and they'll just stick there!
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o

$5.87
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
Mmmm...maple-flavored bacon....spray it anywhere that has that not-so-fresh smell, or just for shits and giggles. 
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
$5.98
Via amazon.com

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

A sweet Adventure Time Macbook decal! Slap Finn and Jake on your Macbook or Macbook Pro!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.

 

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Water Bottle Ice Cubes

Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Google Cardboard VR Glasses

Google Cardboard VR Glasses
Perhaps the simplest VR glasses you can get! They work great and they're a great intro to the world of VR.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

College T-Shirt

College T-Shirt
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

ADHD T-Shirt

ADHD T-Shirt
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
$6.00
Via anrdoezrs.net

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
A sickeningly cute heart shaped ice cube tray you can make over an over! Focus on love and warmth all year round. A great Valentines Day gift too!
$6.05
Via amazon.com

Mini Compressed Towel Set

Mini Compressed Towel Set
Amazingly compressed towel in little discs that you can put in water for 3 seconds and expand into a square towel. These little towels expand to 25x40cm.
$6.29
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
Via amazon.com

Hand-Mounted Tool Light

Hand-Mounted Tool Light
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
$6.43
Via amazon.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

Fridge iPhone App Magnets

Fridge iPhone App Magnets
Shiny fridge magnets that resemble the icons of iOS apps!
$6.50
Via amazon.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters
Cute sandwich cutters, really cool for bento boxes. Great for both kids and adults who are still kids at heart.
$6.60
Via amazon.com

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
$6.61
Via amazon.com

Party Finger Rats

Party Finger Rats
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
$6.82
Via amazon.com

Car Hanging Bag Hooks

Car Hanging Bag Hooks
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
$6.92
Via amazon.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
Via shareasale.com

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign
An awesome, playful wooden box with the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" on it.
$6.95
Via amazon.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker

Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker
The awesome ninja from Mortal Kombat can now reside on your Macbook and send hit freeze blast at your enemies. You never know, he might even perform his spine rip fatality!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

80's Retro iPhone Case

80's Retro iPhone Case
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
$6.99
Via amazon.com

iPad Paper Pad

iPad Paper Pad
It's simply a pad of paper but looks exactly like an iPad!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
Via amazon.com

FREEKey Key Ring System

FREEKey Key Ring System
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger. 
 
$6.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Beer Saver Bottle Caps

Beer Saver Bottle Caps
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

The Giving Tree iPad Decal

The Giving Tree iPad Decal
The artwork from the amazing book by Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree - which can now be featured on your iPad!
$7.00
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
Via amazon.com

Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
Via amazon.com

Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
Via amazon.com

Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.

 
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Spherical Ice Cube Mold

Spherical Ice Cube Mold
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
$7.30
Via amazon.com

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
Via amazon.com

Zombie Army Men

Zombie Army Men
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
$7.39
Via amazon.com

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters
Cookie cutters in a unique shape and design - great for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or just whatever occasion strikes your (slightly evil) fancy!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper
Keep your wine (or beer or other bottled beverage) carbonated and crisp with this spiffy plunger bottle stopper.
$7.50
Via amazon.com

Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool
The Artifact by Gerber is an awesome & compact Gerber tool on the cheap, with 8 tools in all!
$7.50
Via amazon.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Color-Changing Shower Head

Color-Changing Shower Head
A 7-color changing LED shower head. It gradually pulses from one color to another and offers enough light to be all you need. No batteries required!
 
$7.84
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
$7.87
Via amazon.com

Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
Via amazon.com

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
Via amazon.com

The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
Via amazon.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
Via amazon.com

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot." Made popular by the movie V For Vendetta, originally for Guy Fawkes Day and today worn by members of Anonymous. Tell everyone that the status quo should not be tolerated. Revolution!

$7.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

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