An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.
This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes.
Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot." Made popular by the movie V For Vendetta, originally for Guy Fawkes Day and today worn by members of Anonymous. Tell everyone that the status quo should not be tolerated. Revolution!