Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame
Ok, this is awesome: it's a Wifi password in a picture frame, in an easily scannable QR code!
$10.00
Via blog.qr4.nl

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
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Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
Via amazon.com

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
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Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
Via amazon.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Duct Tape Beer Koozie
Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!
$10.49
Via perpetualkid.com

3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
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Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Fruitcake

Inflatable Fruitcake
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
$10.80
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Hamburger Phone

Hamburger Phone

It's a hamburger phone! A new take on an old classic.

$10.88
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Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com

Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Laptop Decal

Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Laptop Decal
A Daryl Dixon sticker/decal for a Macbook or any laptop. Options for 13", 15" or 17" laptops. 
$10.99
Via etsy.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder
Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
Via amazon.com

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
Via amazon.com

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Cthulu Arm

Inflatable Cthulu Arm
The creature from the depths lies dormant and dreaming but he will return soon. Proclaim that you are an acolyte of the ancient God from R'lyeh with this inflatable arm!
$11.29
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

 

$11.30
Via amazon.com

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace
Look Ma, no hands! Keep your wine at the ready while still being able to use your hands. 
$11.31
Via amazon.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
Via amazon.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser
Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.
$11.58
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
Via amazon.com

Vinyl Record Coasters

Vinyl Record Coasters

Oh em gee - coasters that look like records! Great for your hipster friend or anyone that like retro music. Pack of 4 record coasters. 

 
$11.85
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Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

Ninja Star Coat Hook

Ninja Star Coat Hook
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
$11.92
Via amazon.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt
This is the original 3 wolf moon shirt - 3 wolves, howling majestically and powerfully at the moon. You can feel the power this shirt gives off!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Arcade Light Switch

Arcade Light Switch
Replaces your light switch cover with a joystick - and 2 arcade sound effects! More pew pew, less QQ in your day.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold

Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold
Savings throw time - whoops you rolled a 1, you are critically drunk.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
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Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Android Ice Cube Tray

Android Ice Cube Tray
An ice cube tray that makes cute little android ice cubes! Some say the Android mascot is called Mike, Droid, or BugDroid around the Google offices.
 
$12.00
Via deadzebra.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Rhino Shield Screen Protector

Rhino Shield Screen Protector
This Kickstarter phone screen protector weighs little and claims to stop all but the most devastating of drops!
$12.00
Via kickstarter.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Clothes Hangers

Mustache Clothes Hangers
Some might ask why you'd buy a mustache hanger and then hide it in your closet where no one can see it. Well, YOU would know you have a piece of clothing being hung like a sir (*cough*).
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets
A set of over 425 words filled with things from the Breaking Bad universe!
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Breaking Bad Pot Holders

Breaking Bad Pot Holders
Come on Jesse, come cook with me, just one last batch! 
 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal
Muggles, don't try to use this portal to the Ministry of Magic yourselves, save it for the wizards. Bonus lightswitch sticker too: Lumos and Nox!  
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Laser Guided Scissors

Laser Guided Scissors
Cut a straight line, every time. Awesome for wrapping those Christmas gifts, cutting fabric, scrapbooking, you name it.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Jumbo Key Magnet

Jumbo Key Magnet
A huge, old school magnet like in the classic cartoons. It won't pull a roadrunner to you or pull you off a cliff, but it will handily hold your keys!
 
$12.18
Via amazon.com

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
$12.48
Via amazon.com

Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
Via amazon.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

ToastaBags - Toaster Bags

 ToastaBags - Toaster Bags
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
$12.87
Via amazon.com

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Super cute and very useful (and reusable) lunchboxes! A bunch of different compartments to separate food, leave notes, keep things dry - and it fits easily in a backpack.

 

$12.88
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
Via amazon.com

Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Fireplace Art

8-Bit Fireplace Art
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
$12.95
Via etsy.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
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Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! It's a headset with a 3.5mm jack that fits most cell phones. Plug and play.
$12.95
Via whatonearthcatalog.com

Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie
Sorry vegans, but just know that no animals were harmed in the making of this tie. It's not edible and doesn't smell like bacon, although you'd swear otherwise by looking at it.
$12.96
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Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
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Universal Travel Adapter

Universal Travel Adapter
Use your iPhone, laptop, tablets and other devices freely and without worry in other countries!
$12.99
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Let's see, Bathrobe: check. Pajama bottoms: check. Wild hair and crazy look in the eyes: check. 6 cats: yup, you got it! 
$12.99
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Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Star Wars Chop Sabers

Star Wars Chop Sabers
Eat sushi and defend the galaxy at the same time! These Star Wars chopsticks resemble light sabres - and you can choose from a bunch of Jedi and Sith options.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Tea Leaf Infuser

Tea Leaf Infuser
A tea leaf tea leaf infuser! A cute and novel way to steep your tea!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt
Sometimes it's hard to attribute a quote. We can't be sure Abraham Lincoln *didn't* say this at one time or another - perhaps "internet" had a different meaning back then, like "to wax one's feet". 
 
In any case, this t-shirt is a good one and you should by it. After all, like the great Mohatma Gandhi said, "You're only as good as the funniest shirt you have". 
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt
Yeah, you've got a six-pack under there - be proud to show it off! You've worked hard for it buy doing those 12 ounce curls!
 
Well, you *might* actually have a six pack, and that'd be awesome. But with this shirt you have another 6-pack.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Totally Hipster T-Shirt

Totally Hipster T-Shirt
You may not be a hipster, but you can pretend. You can tell people you were wearing this shirt before it was even printed. Or that talking about not being mainstream is way too mainstream.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

What If I Told You T-Shirt

What If I Told You T-Shirt
Doesn't make sense? Well then go back and read that first line again. Funny our how brains work sometimes. 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler
If you want to smuggle some booze onto your cruise, then this might be the best thing to buy. It looks like a real shampoo bottle and comes with leak proof seals! Save tons on your cruise bar tab!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
Via amazon.com

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