A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
A Chewbacca-styled messenger bag that looks like Chewie's bandolier. Has an embossed Star Wars logo on the front and 2 interior sections with several pockets. Holds smaller notebooks like the 11" Macbook Air, tablets and the like. Totally vegan-freindly faux leather.
For the cycling Spidey fan, this suit will make people take notice and realize that there's a friendly neighborhood cyclist in the area. It may not grant you the powers that a radioactive spider would, but it'll make you look and feel the part of Spider-Man.
While these Lego slippers might not stack on top of each other they certainly provide ample comfort and high-end geek fashion. They can also protect your feet from the awful pain of stepping on a Lego.
A light-up shirt that looks just like the arc reactor from Iron Man 3. It may not keep shrapnel out of your heart and it might not power your repulsor rays...somehow we think that would take more then the 3 AAA batteries this thing takes.