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Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all.
But wait, there's more!
It may be a simple white mug with a black mustache on both sides, but it also cures cancer, makes babies healthy, decreases carbon dioxide, and eliminates wet spots. It replenishes the ozone layer and stop deforestation in the Amazon. It spays and neuters all dogs and cats that are roaming free so they don't make more babies that be havin' babies.
It can plays a nice tune in the key of G and do a blues walk on. It can run a marathon. It can write complicated code that makes all servers in the world invulnerable to viruses.
Most importantly to you, the end user, is that it can hold some coffee like nobody's business.
That's right, if you put some warm, dark, caffiene-rich licquid in this ceramic work of art, it will STAY in it. Provided of course, that you don't use the laws of physics to quickly move it around to cause the licquid to fly out. But if you leave it very still, the coffee will stay contained within this device.
And really, what more could you ask for?