LED Dog Safety Collar

LED Dog Safety Collar
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
$1.88
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Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
$3.86
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Remote Control Tarantula

Remote Control Tarantula
A remote control tarantula complete with black egg sack remote and hairy legs. Icky and real-looking to be able to scare people with.
$22.11
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World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
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Underchair Cat Hammock

Underchair Cat Hammock
A cat hammock that fits under virtually any chair - reclaim wasted space underneath your chair and eliminate clutter!
$29.00
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Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Foobler: Smart Puzzle Dog Feeder

Foobler: Smart Puzzle Dog Feeder

A self-reloading puzzle feeder for your dog with a ball that challenges, stimulates and feeds your dog for up to 9 hours!

 

$45.00
Via thefoobler.com

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog
Bitches look great in these hoodies. Yeah we went there. But it's also functional - keep your littler dogs warm in the winter months!
$9.98
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iFetch Automatic Dog Ball Launcher

iFetch Automatic Dog Ball Launcher
Shoots a miniature tennis ball from 10-30' (with 3 adjustable settings). Your dog can be taught to drop a ball into iFetch, letting him or her repeatedly have iFetch shoot the ball and your dog fetch and return it!
$99.95
Via goifetch.com

Slo-Bowl: Helps Your Dog Eat More Slowly

Slo-Bowl: Helps Your Dog Eat More Slowly
For dogs that eat too fast, this bowl makes them slow down. It can help reduce bloating, regurgitation and obesity by making them take more time to get food.
$24.99
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Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
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Hands-Free Dog Leash

Hands-Free Dog Leash
Dog owners, this thing is the shit. It sports a waistband that adjusts to your waist size along with a bungee-like leash for full hands-free dog walking!
$38.00
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Tennis Ball Launcher

Tennis Ball Launcher
Great for your canine companion - launches a tennis ball over 30' in the air, plus you can use it to pick the ball back up.
$35.99
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Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
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Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl
A water bottle with a fold-out bowl for your dog. Great for long hikes or just a trip to the dog park. Very handy!
$8.05
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Bacon Dog Costume

Bacon Dog Costume
A bacon costume for your canine companion! Why? BECAUSE BACON - that's why! Just be careful not to eat your dog in a moment of weakness/drunkeness.
$22.50
Via anrdoezrs.net

Toilet Fish Bowl

Toilet Fish Bowl
A real, working aquarium that mounts on your toilet O.o Comes with almost everything you need to get fish on your shitter, all you need to add is water, gravel and fish! At least guys will have cool stuff to look at while they pee.
$171.50
Via jlryan.com

Pet Car Seat

Pet Car Seat
An awesome booster seat/car seat for your medium to small dog! Keeps your loved canine strapped in via the car seat so they don't go sliding around. It also keeps them up where they can see everything so they're not jumping up on your windows, getting slobber all over them.
$84.95
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Dog Paw Wash Kit

Dog Paw Wash Kit
Washes your dog's paws and saves you the hassle of getting theminto a bathtub or getting a bucket of water. It's very handy and comes with a microfiber mitt to futher scrub some dirty dog feet clean!
 
$29.99
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Dog Umbrella

Dog Umbrella
Keep your dog (or pet anteater, gator or goat of course) dry and out of the elements as you walk them. Has a mini leash you can attach to the pet and is 100% waterproof and see-through.
 
$43.52
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LED Rechargeable Dog Leash

LED Rechargeable Dog Leash
A dog leash that's rechargeable via USB or solar! Emits a bright glow that's visible form up to 500 yards away! Helps keep your dog - and you - safer while out on walks.
$24.99
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Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Instant Fire Lighting Tool

Instant Fire Lighting Tool
Light a fire almost instantly and with no flames. Works for charcoal or wood - just plug it in and in under 60 seconds you've got fire!
$79.95
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Dog Tail Coat Hooks

Dog Tail Coat Hooks
A set of 6 dog tail coat hooks of various colors. Nice soft rubber for you to hang pet leashes, keys, coats, hats, whatever on. Cute and cool little hooks!
$29.99
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Dog Tennis Ball Launcher

Dog Tennis Ball Launcher
Shoots tennis balls up to 200' for your canine friend to chase after! Comes with 4 tennis balls and best of all has hands-free pickup so no more handling tennis balls wet with dog slobber.
$21.45
Via amazon.com

Caveman Dog Costume

Caveman Dog Costume
Cavemen and dogs both love bones so this one is a natural. As is the bulldog in the pic! Sizes for this costume are a little big, FYI.
$23.28
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Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

A shirt for the crazy dog ladies out there - also a portion of the proceeds from sales of this shirt goes towards animal rescue organizations.

$14.95
Via lacroixtees.com

Dog Mohawk Hooded Sweater

Dog Mohawk Hooded Sweater

Rock on! This sweater gives your dog lots of attitude and will get lots of looks and smiles from people. (Sizes run a little small, just FYI.)

$40.00
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Skybox Dog Booster Car Seat

Skybox Dog Booster Car Seat

This booster seat keeps your dog secured and comfortable for a car ride. Also high enough for a smaller dog to to have a good view of the road and surroundings.

$59.00
Via dogids.com

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
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Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Dog Raptor Costume

Dog Raptor Costume
Rawr! Your dog may or may not love this raptor costume, but humans will get a kick out of it!
$25.05
Via amazon.com

DJ Cat Scratch Mat

DJ Cat Scratch Mat
A cat scratching mat meant for scratching!
 
$35.00
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Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
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Dog Harness & Zip Line

Dog Harness & Zip Line

Finally a way to keep your dog harnessed in and safe as you drive! Also gives your pet the ability to go back and forth between both windows while keeping him or her restricted to the back seat.

$39.99
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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
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Dog Toilet Water Bowl

Dog Toilet Water Bowl

We know lots of dogs love to drink from the toilet bowl anyway; why not give them what they want AND keep them out of the toilet!? Takes a 2-liter bottle and gravity feeds water into the dog bowl.

$29.99
Via amazon.com