Mustache Clothes Hangers
Some might ask why you'd buy a mustache hanger and then hide it in your closet where no one can see it. Well, YOU would know you have a piece of clothing being hung like a sir (*cough*).
That or you may have a prominent spot for such a cool piece of clothing. Or it'd be great to spotlight some clothes in a retail store. Or they'd make really cool gifts. Hey, we shouldn't have to come up with reasons to buy this ---- it's a mustache clothes hanger fer crying out loud!
(Comes in a pack of 4.)