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Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
They may be disturbing but these fortune cookies tell it like it is. Here's a Misfortune Cookie example:
Everyone you know wishes they hadn't met you. Avoid the following colors: Red, Blue, Green (any any mixture of those)