Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain

Key-Shaped Folding Knife Keychain
A super awesome folding knife that fits in your pocket & on your keychain! Take it literally anywhere (except maybe the shower...).
$1.78
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Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)
A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!
$3.74
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Bangle Bracelet Pen

Bangle Bracelet Pen
Whether your'e a child of the 80s or not, these bangle bracelet pens are totally rad. A hidden pen on your wrist, ever at the ready.
$0.25
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Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
$1.48
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Strawberry Shortcake Jewelry Candle

Strawberry Shortcake Jewelry Candle
Inside of each and every Jewelry Candle is, yup you guessed it, jewelry! Each piece of jewelry can vary from $10 to $7,500 in value.
$26.99
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Diamond Ring Candles

Diamond Ring Candles
Diamond Candles smell awesome but even cooler than that, every Diamond Candle has a special diamond ring inside of it. These rings can be valued between $10 and $5,000 bucks!!!
$24.95
Via diamondcandles.com

The One Ring To Rule Them All

The One Ring To Rule Them All
This could be *your* precious - a gold-plated tungsten carbide ring to rule them all, if you're brave enough and strong enough to wear it. Be warned though: it's power will slowly corrupt you.
$79.99
Via thinkgeek.com