"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.) Any time your significant other sees you wearing these, you can smile and wink and hope that they comply with your socks. Of course, odds are that they'll shake their head and walk away and never come back.
Still, maybe someone else in your house might see you and take pity upon you.
If nothing else, they might make some random person smile. They're not guaranteed to work, unfortunately, but one can hope.
Also, they're very cozy socks that you can wear around anywhere. Simply awesome!