I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt
Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
But can't we just leave them be? It's bad enough that we eat them and they grow up in a tiny square. And we're always asking them about their intentions.
Why DID the chicken cross the road? Simply to get to the other side? But why? What was over there? Perhaps it was because Popeyes was on his side of the street.