Pop Can Pens by Liroyal

Pop Can Pens by Liroyal
A pack of 6 pens disguised at pop bottles! You get a random selection of 6 cans such as Coca Cola, Pepsi, Red Bull, Sprite and more. 
$4.94
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Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener
Silly and maybe a little gross, but these nose pencil sharpeners are great for anyone with a sense of humor!
$4.99
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Turd Pen

Turd Pen
This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it. 
$4.53
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Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
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Grow a Boyfriend

Grow a Boyfriend
Finally! The perfect (gag) gift for that bff who doesn't have a significant other! She (or he) can grow a boyfriend that doesn't fall asleep or play video games. 
$4.41
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Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm
Do you love bacon? Do you know someone who does? This lip balm will give you the (good? nasty?) scent of bacon all day long!
$4.85
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Gag Shock Gum

Gag Shock Gum
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
$1.23
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40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
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Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs
Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of. 
$4.97
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Electric Kazoo

Electric Kazoo
An electric kazoo that you can plug into an amp or computer!  Yes, this is a real thing.
$18.75
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Cruise Ship Porthole Decal

Cruise Ship Porthole Decal
You are looking at one cruise ship porthole decal. This is great for slapping on your bedroom or office wall and pretending you're on a cruise :p It's a great way to get a smile. Maybe use it in the work bathroom. Put this porthole decal anywhere that needs some brightening up with a window to the ocean.
$4.59
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Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier

Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.... This bucktooth pacifier is awesome for generating laughs and weird looks!
$4.60
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Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal

Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
$4.99
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Spider Ice Cubes

Spider Ice Cubes
Fake ice cubes that have a spider in them. Super cute and awesome to prank kids with. Need an April Fool's prank? Here ya go.
$4.38
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Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal

Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
$4.99
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Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker

Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
$4.99
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
$4.54
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Crazy Straws

Crazy Straws
Some pretty crazy straws that you can hear on your face as glasses and drink through them. You can see the liquid flow around your face as you drink!
$1.30
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Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster
Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.
$1.85
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
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Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
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Kramer Wall Poster

Kramer Wall Poster
Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.
$2.25
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
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Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
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Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
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Ice Pack Booze Flask

Ice Pack Booze Flask
A badass "ice pack" designed to hide your booze in plain sight! Toss it in a cooler and no one will be the wiser.
$9.49
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3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
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French Toast Bread Stamper

French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
$3.99
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Breakaway Glass Bottles

Breakaway Glass Bottles
These are professional grade cast props - made specifically for breaking over someones head during a movie shoot. But you can smash them over anyone's head - anywhere!
$149.99
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Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
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Octopus Head Massager

Octopus Head Massager
This is a truly weird looking claw massager - but it really works!
$1.00
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Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
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Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
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Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag

Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag
The Chumbuddy sleeping bag is a super plush, soft sleeping bag designed for the person who dreams of one day being eaten by a shark.
$229.99
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Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever

Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever
87 tools with 141 functions! Just might not fit in your pocket.
$799.95
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Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug

Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug
An awesome mug that lets friends and co-workers know that you probably don't have any alcohol in your mug. A great way to start your day, or to drink all day long.
$14.87
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Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
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"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal

"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal
A wall decal of a strange and unknown Asian man. No one knows why this exists, but here you have it.
$27.98
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Remote Control Tarantula

Remote Control Tarantula
A remote control tarantula complete with black egg sack remote and hairy legs. Icky and real-looking to be able to scare people with.
$22.11
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USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
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Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
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BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
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Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
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Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
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Bangle Bracelet Pen

Bangle Bracelet Pen
Whether your'e a child of the 80s or not, these bangle bracelet pens are totally rad. A hidden pen on your wrist, ever at the ready.
$0.25
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