Humor

Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!

For those kitties that are little devils; holy terrors that scratch up your feet from under the bed or attack you in the middle of the night. Yeah, they seem all sweet an innocent but cat owners know better. What better way to show it? :p

Absolutely adorable and amazingly amicable. Ok, that was our bad attempt at alliteration, but it's true. This decal is cute as heck-fire!

A scotch tape dispenser that looks like measuring tape! Great gift for a woodworker, carpenter or anyone else who regularly uses tools like this.

Remember those balsa wood airplanes that could fly forever? Well this is a postcard that the recipient can use to make a glider out of!

Beer equals bear + deer... who knew? We don't fully understand this sticker, but that's ok - it just makes us like it that much more!

A sweet little patch of the best delivery service ... in a one block area of New New York.

Squeeee! These are super-cute banana pencil erasers ... for cheap, bro!

For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!

Perhaps the single most politically incorrect and most fun game at the same time! A truly open-source game that rocks and if you've somehow never played it ... you've GOT to check it out. Trust us on this one.

Your very own lockpick practice set: all you need to learn how to pick a lock and do it yourself!

The coolest way to get around AND keep your cold beverages at hand!

If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 

It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 

Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...

The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 

Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 

Silly and maybe a little gross, but these nose pencil sharpeners are great for anyone with a sense of humor!

Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.

Do you love bacon? Do you know someone who does? This lip balm will give you the (good? nasty?) scent of bacon all day long!

Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.

Bacon gumballs! Something that we know Ron Swanson would definitely approve of. 

You are looking at one cruise ship porthole decal. This is great for slapping on your bedroom or office wall and pretending you're on a cruise :p It's a great way to get a smile. Maybe use it in the work bathroom. Put this porthole decal anywhere that needs some brightening up with a window to the ocean.

The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.

Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.

A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.

Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.

A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.

Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!