Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster
Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.
$1.85
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
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Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
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Kramer Wall Poster

Kramer Wall Poster
Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.
$2.25
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
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Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
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Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
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Ice Pack Booze Flask

Ice Pack Booze Flask
A badass "ice pack" designed to hide your booze in plain sight! Toss it in a cooler and no one will be the wiser.
$9.49
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3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
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French Toast Bread Stamper

French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
$3.99
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Breakaway Glass Bottles

Breakaway Glass Bottles
These are professional grade cast props - made specifically for breaking over someones head during a movie shoot. But you can smash them over anyone's head - anywhere!
$149.99
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Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
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Octopus Head Massager

Octopus Head Massager
This is a truly weird looking claw massager - but it really works!
$1.00
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Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
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Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
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Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag

Chumbuddy 2 - Shark Sleeping Bag
The Chumbuddy sleeping bag is a super plush, soft sleeping bag designed for the person who dreams of one day being eaten by a shark.
$229.99
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Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever

Biggest Swiss Army Knife Ever
87 tools with 141 functions! Just might not fit in your pocket.
$799.95
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Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug

Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug
An awesome mug that lets friends and co-workers know that you probably don't have any alcohol in your mug. A great way to start your day, or to drink all day long.
$14.87
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Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
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"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal

"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal
A wall decal of a strange and unknown Asian man. No one knows why this exists, but here you have it.
$27.98
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Remote Control Tarantula

Remote Control Tarantula
A remote control tarantula complete with black egg sack remote and hairy legs. Icky and real-looking to be able to scare people with.
$22.11
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USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
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Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
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BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
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Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
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Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
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Bangle Bracelet Pen

Bangle Bracelet Pen
Whether your'e a child of the 80s or not, these bangle bracelet pens are totally rad. A hidden pen on your wrist, ever at the ready.
$0.25
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Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags

Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags
Protect your sandwich! Nobody's gonna want a moldy meal. Use these bags to disguise your tasty treat.
$4.99
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
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Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
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Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
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Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
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Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
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Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that'll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
$7.99
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Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
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Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
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Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
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Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
$4.17
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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters
Cookie cutters in a unique shape and design - great for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or just whatever occasion strikes your (slightly evil) fancy!
$7.49
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Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
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Beer Mitt

Beer Mitt
Keeps your hands warm and your beer cold! Perfect for outdoor parties, tailgating, bonfires, camping - anything where you'll be drinking outside.
$29.99
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Pumpkin Tap Kit

Pumpkin Tap Kit
Make your very own pumpkin keg by sticking a tap in it! Serve beer or mixed drinks out of it, or maybe some cider.
$73.85
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