A Huge-ass 85" Ultra Awesome TV!
4K Ultra HD! Micro dimming! 3D! 120Hz refresh rate! And it's so big it won't even fit in your house!
Ok, you might be able to fit it on one wall, but it's gonna take up the whole thing. This is the gift for the person who has everything but needs more. Spending $40 grand on something really says "I love you".
People you see this are actually life sized! You could live in the box for it, or at least make it an add-on to the house for a kid.
Sell a kidney and buy this beast, because you only live once. And then 5 years later when it's worth about $500, you can look at your surgery scar and cry.