Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
The image is seen best in white bread, but any bread can be used. You have to press down and really stamp the bread for it to work well. The areas that get pressed down don't get toasted and remain lighter, that's how the image gets made.
As Heywood Banks would say, "Yeah Toast!" (And maybe add, "Holy Ghost!")?
It's a nice stocking stuffer or white elephant gift, especially for the person who seems to have everything.