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Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy

For when you really need to kill the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.  This is one that only Monty Python geeks will get!

The Holy Grail is one of the most quoted and quotable movies among geeks, and we simply love it. Of course it's been a while since we've seen it but after watching a few clips it still made us crack up --- it holds up well! 

So about this here Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch... well it's a plush toy based on the one used in the movie, natch'.

To use it, you much consult the book of armaments! From the scripture:

Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... 

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. 

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. 
Galahad: Three, sir. 
King Arthur: Three.


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