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Giraffe Paper Towel Holder
It's cute and has an extra long neck for extra rolls of toilet paper or even paper towels.
Everybody loves a Giraffe. If you don't like Giraffes, what are you, some kind of heartless yet sentient robot with no soul? Whoa, you really are?
That's pretty cool. So are you like a Terminator sent from the past to kill someone? Maybe you are and you were programmed to think you were human. Ever think about that? Yeah, that's some good Philip K. Dick type of stuff right there.
Maybe in the future Giraffes rule the world and sent you back to kill humans.
Nah, they'd never do that, they're too cute.