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For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
For those who like to drop F-bombs wherever you go! Great little stickers (a set of 2) to slap on your hardhat helmet, welding helmet, guitar case, car, or wherever the hell you want.
It's a gag gun that people can't seem to resist. I mean come on, if you see a toy gun laying on a coffee table, you're going to pick it up, right? Grab one of these and leave it laying around. You don't have to try to get anyone to use it, they just WILL.
A beanie that simply says, "Illest". Great for those who are or want to be the illest. And hey, you can't go wrong buying a quality beanie like this for just $3.15 shipped!
A pocket-sized LED light that fits easily in your wallet ... and for under $2 bucks! What could be better? You simply fold the light bulb up out of the card and it lights up; fold it back down flat and it turns off.
This. Game. Is. Awesome! That's right, we went with the "breaking up words with periods intro sentence", which we only bring out on certain occasions. That's how good this game is.
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!
A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
The Keyport Slide 2.0 is for the person that wants to consolidate their keyring. Their goal with this product is to take all of the crap you have on multiple keyrings and make it so it actually fits in your pocket.
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
Embrace your inner samurai with these kitchen swords. Er, knives. So much fun, you'll goof around in the kitchen and possibly cut yourself! Especially if you recreate the famous old school "Samurai Delicatessen" skit from SNL!
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
Really cool storage system for your LEGO blocks or whatever else you desire! Use it to store your LEGOs, Mega Blocks, Duplo bricks (do people use those?) or empty out your junk drawer into them!
