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Pop Can Pens by Liroyal

A pack of 6 pens disguised at pop bottles! You get a random selection of 6 cans such as Coca Cola, Pepsi, Red Bull, Sprite and more.

$4.94

Via amazon.com

Star Wars First Order Tie Fighter Squadron Patch

An awesome patch from Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens. This is a small but really nice-looking patch for the First Order.

$4.98

Via amazon.com

Gag Shock Gum

Good old shock gum, a prank from way back that still works! Looks like a pack of gum (well sorta, we'll explain later) and if you grab a piece, that person gets a slight shock.

$1.23

Via amazon.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)

$8.99

Via thecooleststuffever.com

Electric Kazoo

An electric kazoo that you can plug into an amp or computer! Yes, this is a real thing.

$18.75

Via amazon.com

Futurama Planet Express Decal

Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!

$1.86

Via amazon.com

A great and inexpensive way to get started with VR apps on your phone. It's like Google Cardboard but cheaper. But that doesn't mean worse. In fact, it looks a little bit better than Google Cardboard to us; a bit more finished.

$4.99

Via amazon.com

Your Stick Family Was Delicious Decal

The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.

$4.99

Via amazon.com

Kenobi 2020 - Our Only Hope Decal

Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.

$4.99

Via amazon.com

Gandalf "You Shall Not Pass" Car Sticker

Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".

$4.99

Via amazon.com

Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster

Perhaps Vincent van Gogh's most well-known work of art, now available for under $5 dollars in poster form!

$4.83

Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.

$5.00

Via amazon.com

Birdhouse Key Ring

A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!

$2.86

Via amazon.com

Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser

A tea strainer/infuser nicely designed to resemble a leaf. Holds 1 tablespoon of loose leaf tea.

$1.65

Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Bottle Opener

A really cool Darth Vader bottle opener. Made of durable zinc and makes a great gift for any Star Wars fan. Will fit in a pocket!

$3.65

Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!

$9.64

Via amazon.com

Uranium Ore

A real piece of uranium ore. Not shitting you. It's been tested with an actual geiger counter.

$39.95

Via amazon.com

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.

$4.23

Via amazon.com

Ancient Roman Coin

Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.

$19.99

Via amazon.com

Keyport Slide 2.0 - The Everyday Multi-Tool

The Keyport Slide 2.0 is for the person that wants to consolidate their keyring. Their goal with this product is to take all of the crap you have on multiple keyrings and make it so it actually fits in your pocket.

$50.00

Via https://mykeyport.com

Lockpick Practice Kit

Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!

$9.79

Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.

$8.38

Via amazon.com

Personal Donut Maker

Make your own donuts in under 5 minutes! Great for kids to play around and make their own donuts. Create healthier version of donuts too.

$22.43

USB Pet Rock

What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.

$7.99

Via thinkgeek.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?

$7.32

Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.

$1.48

Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.

$7.85

Via amazon.com

Zombie Coffee Mug

The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.

$14.25

Via amazon.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!

$7.79

Via thinkgeek.com

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.

$12.99

Via thinkgeek.com

Pumpkin Tap Kit

Make your very own pumpkin keg by sticking a tap in it! Serve beer or mixed drinks out of it, or maybe some cider.

$73.85

Via amazon.com

Chewbacca Slippers

Fuzzy, warm, geeky and awesome. What more could you want in a pair of slippers!?

$23.99

Via amazon.com

Smartrax S5 Airboard

A smooth riding "airboard" you control with your feet. Sorta like a Segway, but cooler looking and more dangerous?

$919.00

Via firebox.com

Batman Car Seat

Let your kid be the Batman. This car booster seat will make them feel like the Dark Knight himself!

$178.51

Via amazon.com

Samurai Sword Kitchen Knife Set

Embrace your inner samurai with these kitchen swords. Er, knives. So much fun, you'll goof around in the kitchen and possibly cut yourself! Especially if you recreate the famous old school "Samurai Delicatessen" skit from SNL!

$59.28

Via amazon.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!

$5.23

Via amazon.com

Giant LEGO Storage Blocks

Really cool storage system for your LEGO blocks or whatever else you desire! Use it to store your LEGOs, Mega Blocks, Duplo bricks (do people use those?) or empty out your junk drawer into them!

$35.26

Via amazon.com

Toilet Sarlacc

Finally, you can recreate the epic scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke and the good guys take out Jabba and his party barge! (spoiler...lol)

$25.00

Via toiletsarlacc.com

Grizzly Bear Underwear

They're epic and quite frankly a little frightening. They'll startle and inspire and make the women very interested in you. Whether that's positive or negative we'll leave to you to decide.

$33.39

Via firebox.com

Robocup - The Robocop Coffee Mug

A classic mug from a classic movie. Dead or alive, you're drinking coffee. (Or tea, both rhyme.) Would you buy this for a dollar?

$21.69

Via firebox.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

$11.30

Via amazon.com

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy

For when you really need to kill the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. This is one that only Monty Python geeks will get!

$29.99

Via amazon.com

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt

If you're an OG Nintendo kid, you are the life of the party. A classic design for a classic game.

$17.96

Via snorgtees.com

Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover

A seatbelt cover inspired by most everyone's favorite Wookie's bandolier. Look badass like Chewbacca and make everyone else green with envy.

$21.99

Via etsy.com

The Perfect Drink Maker App & Scale

Helps you make the perfect drinks every time! This scale pairs with a smartphone or tablet (either iOS or Android) to help you be an awesome mixologist!

$69.99

Via vat19.com

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.

$17.96

Via snorgtees.com

Zombie Shooting Guide

A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.

$15.96

Via amazon.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.

$20.00

Via bustedtees.com

Universal Password Vault

This password vault is a device that will securely store all your passwords, usernames, pin nunbers, etc. All you need is one PIN number to access everything!

$39.99

Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!

$14.99

Via perpetualkid.com

La Function Mobile Office Laptop Bag

A super stylish and chic laptop bag that folds out to hold a whoooole bunch of stuff. It manages to be geeky and chic at the same time; it's the epitome of geek chic.

$840.00

Via la-fonction.com

G.I. Joe Cobra Track Jacket

A super slick looking Cobra track jacket to help you show your affiliation with Cobra, The Enemy!

$39.99

Via amazon.com

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit Slippers

Do we really have to explain these slippers? You really either get it or you don't. If you've seen The Holy Grail you know that whilst these rabbits look innocuous, they are anything but.

$26.37

Via amazon.com

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.

$14.00

Via amazon.com

World's Largest Coffee Mug

Holy hell, this super huge coffee mug holds up to 20 CUPS OF COFFEE! Of course, it's all just really 1 big cup in this bad boy.

$43.29

Via amazon.com

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

Hey, we're not grammar nazi's, that much is for sure. But when you misspell "you're" as "your" you look really dumb. Wear this shirt proudly to help eradicate the problem of ingorance and mipselling!

$9.99

Via tanga.com

Sandal Socks

Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!

$9.75

Via amazon.com

Minecraft Creeper Face Coffee Mug

SsssssSssss.... BOOM! This mug will keep you on your toes! Beautiful square pixlated design, just like the awesomeness that is Minecraft.

$14.99

Via amazon.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99

Via amazon.com

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Your own land cruiser! This thing is a beast and we're not sure why it's on Amazon at all. Seems that it might be a leftover from a Burning Man festival, or maybe it's something from a Dr. Who set. In any case, if you've got the money, it could be yours!

$19,999.95

Via amazon.com

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