French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
A simple thing of beauty.
All you do is use this bread stamper to press down lightly on your bread. Insert bread into toaster and let it cook. Then take it out and admire your french toast before spreading whatever you want on it and eating it.
Oh and you could always sing the toast song while doing this...