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Arta Tasto Dipping Pouches

Arta Tasto Dipping Pouches
Simply brilliant. These dipping pouches hang off the side of a bowl to serve dip, guacamole, salsa or just about anything you can think of.
 
It's a great way to "keep 'em separated" and keep your chips dry while keeping the dip or sauce very handy. 
$24.98
Via amazon.com

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt
Oh, the morning after. And how the memories come slowly back to you. And your friends telling you. "I did what?" No it wasn't a night out drinking, but what you did for that Klondike Bar will take forever to forget.
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Dr. Who Salt and Pepper Shakers

Dr. Who  Salt and Pepper Shakers
TARDIS and Dalek salt and pepper shakers; compatible with any Dr. Who seasons. Get it? Seasons, seasonings... look if we have to explain it, it's just not that funny.
$17.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Corksicle Wine Chiller

Corksicle Wine Chiller
Now this is a brilliant idea: a freezable, reusable plastic cork that keeps your wine chilled. Great for maintaining chilled white wines and cooling room temperature red wines!
$24.88
Via amazon.com

Pancake Pen Bottle

Pancake Pen Bottle
Holds 3 cups of pancake batter that you can use to draw letters, shapes, symbols & more. Has clear sides and markings so you can mix ingredients inside the pancake bottle.
 
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses
The perfect gift for Guinness lovers! Gorgeous and beautifully crafted pint glasses complement your Guinnes beer with authentic, gold logos.
$16.63
Via amazon.com

Sausage McMuffin Machine

Sausage McMuffin Machine
The ultimate breakfast machine! You can toast 4 slices of bread, cooks 2 eggs, warm up meat and more. Perfect for making homemade Egg or Sausage McMuffins!
 
$59.00
Via amazon.com

One Hand Food & Beer Plates

One Hand Food & Beer Plates
A set of 21 Go Plates for one handed eating and drinking! Plates fit over most bottles, cans and cups. Eat with one hand and remove the plate to drink!
$34.50
Via amazon.com

Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener
Most zombies want brains but this one just wants to help you open your bottle of beer. A unique design - great for any zombie lover and an excellent conversation piece!
 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Clip-On Table Cup Holders

Clip-On Table Cup Holders
Cute, colorful clip-on cup holders fashionably extend your table. Even better, they hold beverages in place so they don't get knocked over! 
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Beer Stein Can Handle

Beer Stein Can Handle
Unique beer gifts don't have to be expensive, as this beer stein handle shows! It snaps on quickly and creates an instant conversation piece - and keeps your hand warm.
 
$3.95
Via amazon.com

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder
At least we can put the undead to good use; this Zombie wine holder will hold a bottle of your favorite varietal of wine. Even better - it won't drink any...
 
$17.52
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug
In the morning when you're groggy, it'd sure be nice to just cast the spell, "ACCIO COFFEE!" and have it at the ready. Until then, this mug will have to do.
 
$18.00
Via etsy.com

Death Star Lollipops

Death Star Lollipops
Save the galaxy and destroy each Death Star lollipop with your own tongue! How many licks does it take to destroy a Death Star? Maybe 3, but find out yourself :p
$13.00
Via etsy.com

Floating Coffee Mug

Floating Coffee Mug
An amazingly simple yet extremely innovative design. This coffee mug looks beautiful and serves as it's own coaster!
$35.99
Via floatingmug.com

Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
Via amazon.com

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Baking Pan Ribbon

Magnetic Baking Pan Ribbon
Design your own baking shape molds! This ribbon has magnets at the bottom so you can bake things in almost any shape.
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Via amazon.com

Pour Thing Drink Pourer

Pour Thing Drink Pourer
With just a finger you can tilt and pour a gallon jug or a 2 liter bottle! Great for the elderly or the extremely lazy. 
 
$57.75
Via amazon.com

Pizza Slice Scarf

Pizza Slice Scarf
The ever classic pepperoni slice, able to be worn around your neck. Stylish, fashionable and just might make you hungry. 
 
$70.00
Via etsy.com

Battery Level Coffee Mug

Battery Level Coffee Mug
The thermo graphics on this mug react to heat showing the level of coffee in the mug - a full mug equals a full battery! Power yourself up!
 
$8.42
Via amazon.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

Shakoolie Shower Coolie

Shakoolie Shower Coolie
Enjoy a shower beer with the Shakoolie - a coolie cup that sticks to the shower wall!
$9.99
Via shakoolie.com

Pizza Sleeping Bag

Pizza Sleeping Bag
What better way to sleep than to wrap yourself in a pizza? The crust is a pillow and the rest the bag. Toppings are pillows that are sold separately.
$200.00
Via etsy.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
Via amazon.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
Mmmm...maple-flavored bacon....spray it anywhere that has that not-so-fresh smell, or just for shits and giggles. 
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Snow Ski Wine Rack

Snow Ski Wine Rack
This is a recycled snow ski made into a wine rack. Supercool, especially for the avid snow skier / wine lover!
 
$59.95
Via amazon.com

Obol Separating Bowl

Obol Separating Bowl
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Tea Leaf Infuser

Tea Leaf Infuser
A tea leaf tea leaf infuser! A cute and novel way to steep your tea!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

Who has time to slice a whole banana!? In this hectic, workaday world, we've got to free up all the time we can! But seriously, this banana slicer *is* rather handy, and inexpensive at that.

$2.05
Via amazon.com

Caffeine Molecular Structure Necklace

Caffeine Molecular Structure Necklace
For those lovers of caffiene, this necklace is in the symbol of a caffiene molecule. It's of the structure C8 H10 N1 O2. Show your love for the alkaloid plant extract to rule them all!
$24.00
Via etsy.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Grub Hub® Camp Kitchen

Grub Hub® Camp Kitchen
Your all-in-one camping kitchen gear unit! It's a grill that folds down and can hold tons of kitchen gear including a sink, spatulas, water bag, shovel, pots, pans, dishes, paper towels, and more -- all on wheels!
$379.00
Via grubhubusa.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Chip Bag Re-Sealer

Chip Bag Re-Sealer
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag! 
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Gallon of Tabasco

Gallon of Tabasco
For the hot sauce lover in your life - a full freakin' gallon! Don't mess around with those teensy bottles.
$38.95
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

Death Mints

Death Mints
Death mints! It's a pun! Get it? :-\ Well, the case is really cool!
$3.58
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ToastaBags - Toaster Bags

 ToastaBags - Toaster Bags
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
$12.87
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Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
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Digital Spoon Scale

Digital Spoon Scale
Quickly and easily weigh things in one fell swoop with this digital spoon scale.
$30.65
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"Redneck" Mason Jar Wine Glass

"Redneck" Mason Jar Wine Glass
Classy and country at the same time! These mason jar wine glasses are funny and utilitarian at the same time!
$22.98
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Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

This tray makes companion ice cubes so you'll never be alone again! It is certainly a triumph of science. Could also make chocolate if you so desired.

 
These ice cubes will not burn very easily. Technically these ice cubes are only companion cube-shaped on 5 sides. So you get one flat side. Science hasn't quite figured out how to make a perfect Portal 2 companion ice cube just yet, but maybe someday soon.
 

$9.09
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Deluxe 4 Person Emergency Backpack

Deluxe 4 Person Emergency Backpack
Be ready for the next "End of the World", get your hands on this Deluxe Grab `N Go Emergency Kit. This kit contains enough emergency supplies to sustain 4 people for three days.
$88.88
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Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
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Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
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Dexter Blood Slide Coasters

Dexter Blood Slide Coasters
Dexter fans, you can get these coasters that look like the slides that Dexter collects. They even come in the wooden box that looks just like the real thing!
$59.95
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Enjoy Time With Your Mom Gum

Enjoy Time With Your Mom Gum
You gots to appreciate your Mother and supposedly these mints help. We're just not sure how or which of you is supposed to chew the gum...
$1.29
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OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board
For the person who loves to cook and is OCD about it. All sorts of angles, measurements and proportions to please the most obsessive/compulsive of us!
 
$30.20
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Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks

Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
$14.95
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