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Duct Tape Beer Koozie
Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!
After all, duct tape is what binds the universe together. Someday scientists will probably discover a new element: Ductapium, one of the strongest elements known to mankind. They'll discover that Ductapium actually holds planets together and can be used to fix almost anything in quantum mechanics.
This is when teleportation, replicators and spaceships with faster then light speed drives will finally be available. All thanks to ductapium.
Until that magnificent day, we can celebrate the awesomness of duct tape while drinking a beer! How cool is that?