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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

It's beautiful.
A full size 45" tall leg lamp, as featured in the 1983 movie, A Christmas Story! This awesome leg lamp will make people smile, regardless of whether they've seen and love that old movie. 
Put A Christmas Story on repeat, turn on the Christmas lights, drink some (spiked?) eggnogg and then light this lamp up for a truly magical time.

If you're like us, you've seen A Christmas Story umpteen times. Maybe not from beginning to end, but you've come in on it at some point in the middle and just gotten sucked in. You have to leave it on at that point. And in recent years, since TBS has been running it all day long on Christmas, it's a sort of nice background to your family's Christmas. It's just a wholesome, comforting thing to have on in, even if you're not paying much attention to it.

What are your favorite quotes from the movie? Share in the comments! We'll add a few to get things going:

Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.

Dad: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.

I TRIPLE-dog-dare you!
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.


"Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian." — Mr. Parker

"Mommy's little piggie!" — Mrs. Parker


Categories: Humor, Pop Culture