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Good news everyone! You can buy this spiffy Futurama decal, proclaiming that you work for Planet Express. Go across the galaxy on extremely dangerous trips to remote places for very little pay!
The car decal that eats other car decals. Counter those other cutesy car stickers that tell you exactly how many people are in that car's family and how many are girls, etc.
Well, this is it. Ok, maybe it's not the end of the world, but it's certainly pretty crazy. So perhaps we turn to a Jedi to lead us. He has the insight, the Force and the ability.
Gandalf and the Lord of the Rings may be fading back again out of popular culture but they are NOT forgotten! The movies brought them back into the public's consciousness and one of the classic scenes was Gandalf stopping the Balrog at the bridge, telling him, "You shall not pass!".
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
A personal breathalyzer that can show you your blood alcohol content (or BAC). Keep it handy and make sure you're safe to drive at any time! And save $10,000 in DUI costs. Eek!
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!
BACON. We can't help it, we love bacon. Call us filthy meat eaters if you will, but it's oh so good. The smell can stay with you and tease you as you drive with these air fresheners.
It's pretty simple: it plugs into your car lighter and gives you 2 USB ports you can use to power your gadgets with. The only question is, with many car makers eliminating a lighter, does your car have one?
Your very own bumper sticker maker! Prints out your own designs that you can slap on a car or sell. Hell, you could start a little garage business and make some money on the side.
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
The Amphicar is the world's first amphibious car - capable of up to 70mph on land and 7 knots on the water (or about 8mph). You can splash into the water, quickly turn on the props and off you go!
Be like the OG, Original Grumpster, aka Tartar Sauce (yeah that's his real name). The sticker design is cut - not printed like a cheaper seller might do.
Runs off your cars exhaust and quickly lifts your car up wihtout damaging the vehicle. Works great in places a regular jack wouldn't, like sand, mud or other off-road areas.
For those with a different outlook - a unique way to decorate your car and scare soccer Moms as well! The T-Rex and family are made from high-quality vinyl and cut expertly.
This wondercar of the future will go on land or water. It has all the off-road capabilities of a jeep and then some! The places you can reach with vehicle are mind blogging.
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
A sweet organizer for your car's visor with many different pockets and mesh pouches, a pen holder and more. The mesh pockets have elastic openings - very easy to access and hold things in securely.
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
Who in the hell wants to mess around in the cold weather with jump starting their car from outside? Jumper cables are a pain in the ass. This jump starts your car from INSIDE the car!
Attaches to your steering wheel to give you a big, flat surface to work on. Awesome for travelling a lot, working during lunch or just on the go. NOT FOR USE WHILE DRIVING! :P
A slick car organizer that hangs from your passenger seat. All sorts of pockets for things like phones, CDs, papers, folders, a water bottle and more. Can flip around to the front or back of the seat.
