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Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
Could be a part of a halloween costume, and awesome for those addicted to popping bubble wrap. Although.... you could get a huge roll of bubble wrap and make something similar yourself.