You don’t have to spend a lot to get a cool Secret Santa gift. Here’s a bunch cool gift ideas that all come in under $5 bucks!
Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn’t melt as fast as other ice cubes (it’s science).
4.95
Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts – everyone is gonna want this, even if they don’t drink tea often. Hell, we want to start drinking tea just because of this! We have never steeped tea before but we really want to buy this guy and start.
4.99
Slow Brew – Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute tea infuser and a great secret santa gift for the aspiring tea drinker. The tea comes out of its butt! If you don’t think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. 😉
3.90
Gift Card Puzzle Vault
A puzzle vault for any standard size gift card. Try as they might to crack it open, they HAVE to solve the puzzle to get their gift!
4.99
Dolphin Sandwich Cutters
Cute sandwich cutters, really cool for bento boxes. Great both kids and for adults who are still kids at heart.
4.99
Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go – great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you’ve got cold water all day long!
3.99
Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrer
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that’ll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
4.59
Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren’t as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
4.85
Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won’t knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
4.69
Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
4.80
Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that’s a little sketchy. They might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
4.24
Sunnyside Up Egg Mold
An egg mold that helps you cook up an egg that looks like sun and clouds – super cute!
5.99 (Ok, a bit over $5, but it’s cool and close… )
X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s. The perfect gift for the comic nerd in your life. (Assuming they’re of the Marvel fan variety of course.)
4.54
Ring Bottle Opener
It’s nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can’t complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you’re the go to person with this ring. Grab a pack of 10 for under $4 and give a bunch away, or a single one for $1.50.
1.48 each or Pack of 10 for 3.55
Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready – the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can’t be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
4.99
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency.
4.32
Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
4.94
Switchblade Comb for Facial Hair
A different take on the old switchblade comb, for mustaches and beards. This is actually useful and fun at the same time.
4.95
“meh” Coffee Mug
For those with a passion for apathy, you know the type. Even if you have passion outside of work, it’s sometimes hard to show it while working.
4.99
Ladies Knee High Star Wars Socks
For the extreme lady Star Wars fan! Choose from R2-D2, Stormtrooper (skull trooper), Rebel and Empire.
4.24
Extreme Chores Prank Pack
A fake gift box for kids that presents them with a video game they’ll love: EXTREME CHORES! Clean the litter box; Mow the yard – they’ll be so weirded out by this.
4.95
Perpetual Calendar Keychain
Talk about retro, this is like a freakin sun dial. A super low tech calendar that let’s you tell the date for 50 years!
4.99
Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags
These baggies should help put an end to sandwich theft at the office. Nobody’s gonna want a moldy sandwich. Even if they do at least if you see this bag in someone’s trash you’ll know who the culprit is.
4.99
Bag Balm
Not exciting, but a bit odd and very practical. Helps soothe cuts, scratches, skin irritations, and abrasions. (Originally for cow udders!)
4.15
Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
4.99
Rapid Water Balloon Filler
Quickly full up a water balloon in 30 seconds and 4 easy steps … easy enough for kids to be able to create an arsenal of water balloons in no time at all.
4.99
8-Bit Hair Bow
For the women that were gamers back before there were female characters you could play as (well, besides Samus Aran).
9.99
Clip-on Hat Light
Awesome hands-free light that clips right into a baseball cap. Nice for just about any sort of night-time activity, illicit or otherwise.
4.99
Zip-Up Cable Organizer
Clean up all those various cables and unify them into one nice looking sleeve that hides all the ugliness.
4.97
Bacon Soap
Love bacon? You can smell like it all day long. It’s not for everyone, but if you wear it, watch out for bacon lovers.
4.77
Hammer Finger Saver & Nail Holder
Helps to save smashed fingers as well as quickly align nails for precise striking.
4.95
Six Dollar Shirts
Shirts for $6 bucks each, or 10 shirts for $50. Give a bunch of t-shirts as presents – it’s cheap & easy. Tons of fun designs too.
4.99
