LED Bike Light

LED Bike Light
A very cool LED that goes on your bike's tire valve. It's super easy to install and requires no other items to use. 
$2.99
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Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
$3.06
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Skull Bandanna

Skull Bandanna
An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.
$0.95
Via amazon.com

LED Dog Safety Collar

LED Dog Safety Collar
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
$1.88
Via amazon.com

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
$3.86
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Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie
A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.
$4.23
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Water Bottle Ice Cubes

Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
$5.99
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Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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Smartrax S5 Airboard

Smartrax S5 Airboard
A smooth riding "airboard" you control with your feet. Sorta like a Segway, but cooler looking and more dangerous?
$919.00
Via firebox.com

Zombie Shooting Guide

Zombie Shooting Guide
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
$15.96
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G.I. Joe Cobra Track Jacket

G.I. Joe Cobra Track Jacket

A super slick looking Cobra track jacket to help you show your affiliation with Cobra, The Enemy!

$39.99
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Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
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Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
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Pedal Powered Bike-Desk That Charges You Laptop

Pedal Powered Bike-Desk That Charges You Laptop

Get exercise and power your laptop at the same time! Actually you can plug anything into the socket and charge it, but you can work on your laptop as you work out your body, converting those calories into electricity.

$2,000.00
Via pedal-power.com

The Kangaroo Ergonomic Adjustable Height Desk

The Kangaroo Ergonomic Adjustable Height Desk
It's not just a standing desk - it's a desk you can stand OR sit at. It's fully adjustable with the flip of the wrist!
$299.00
Via ergodesktop.com

Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps

Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
$3.39
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A 6-Pack Bike Bag!

A 6-Pack Bike Bag!
A container for 6 of your favorite bottled or canned beverages. Awesome.
$69.00
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LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
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Radlicht Bike Lighting System

Radlicht Bike Lighting System
The Radlicht lighting system: stay lit up at night for fun, safety and awesomeness! Works for up to 5 hours per charge and you can change the colors.
$59.00
Via radlicht.com

Iron Man Cycling Skinsuit

Iron Man Cycling Skinsuit
A suit of Iron Man's armor to wear when cycling! Of course, this model is WAY lighter and less heavy than most suits that Tony Stark has developed, and at a VERY reasonable price!
$48.00
Via aliexpress.com

Grappling Hook That Fits In Your Pocket

Grappling Hook That Fits In Your Pocket
This is a REAL grappling hook used by the miltary that is small enough to fit in your pocket!
$34.95
Via countycomm.com

Muscle Enhancing Shirt

Muscle Enhancing Shirt
A shirt that shows off your bulging muscles - even if you don't have any! If you already do, awesome, they'll look even better! Hey, women have push up bras, dudes can have this.
$29.99
Via funkybod.com

Xfire Bike Lane

Xfire Bike Lane
The Xfire Bikelane projects lights onto the street, creating your very own bike lane & making you safer from traffic!
$40.00
Via thexfire.com

Quadski Amphibious ATV

Quadski Amphibious ATV
Meet the Quadski...a four wheeled ATV that quickly converts to a jetski! It takes 4 seconds to convert modes and reaches 45mph on both land and water!
$20,000.00
Via gibbssports.com

Anatomically Correct Casts

Anatomically Correct Casts
You send them a digital file of your x-ray and they send you back your break in print, ready to be applied to your cast!
$22.00
Via casttoo.com

Runners Self-Sealing Water Bottle With Compartments

Runners Self-Sealing Water Bottle With Compartments
This water bottle is great for runners, the gym, climbing, hiking, etc. Just press a button to sip and releasing the button automatically seals the bottle up, so there's no spilling!
$74.40
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Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
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Tron Bicycling Suit

Tron Bicycling Suit
A regular cycling suit but makes it look like you're riding a Tron light cycle! Well, except for the light trail behind you of course.
 
$159.99
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XploreAir Paravelo Flying Bicycle

XploreAir Paravelo Flying Bicycle
This Kickstarter project promises to help build the world's first flying bike! Ride it on the ground or in the air! It can go 15mph on land and 25mph in the air and reach a height of 4000 feet!
$5,000.00
Via kickstarter.com

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
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Air Jordan Macbook Decal

Air Jordan Macbook Decal
The old school Air Jordan logo but Michael is dunking the Apple logo. Sticker is available for any size Macbook.
$4.04
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Anatomical Muscle Leggings

Anatomical Muscle Leggings
A slight improvement on the old Mr. Slim Goodbody, these are anatomically correct muscle leggings that show the interior muscular system!
$75.00
Via blackmilkclothing.com

Strobing LED Hula Hoop

Strobing LED Hula Hoop
Fun for kids or for adults to mesmerize people at outdoor festivals and concerts. Has a recharchagle battery so you twirl away through the night!
$70.00
Via etsy.com

Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

A grappling hook that folds down for easy storage. Put it in your ninja backpack! Holds over pounds and has 33 feet of nylon rope to help you scale most 3 story buildings. 

Used in the hit movie, "Who Dat Ninja" with Tracy Jordan.

$21.40
Via amazon.com

Human Bowling Ball

Human Bowling Ball
You become a huge, plastic bowling ball and run up and knock the pins down. It's simple, awesome fun. The product description says it's for ages 5-12, but who are they kidding? If an adult shells out the $4500 for this crazy thing, they're going to want to try it!
$4,500.00
Via hammacher.com

PowerBlock Adjustable Dumbbells

PowerBlock Adjustable Dumbbells
This is cool because of the adjustable nature of the weights: you don't need increments of 5 pounds from 5-45, just select the weight you want and you're off!
$330.00
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The Human Slingshot

The Human Slingshot
The human slingshot is a ... game(?) ... where four people can whip back and forth getting slingshotted around withing a stretchable band. Just don't hit the other people...
$74.99
Via thehumanslingshot.com

Treadmill Rock Wall

Treadmill Rock Wall
For the rock climber who wants a wall in their own home. Just keep climbing and you're never more and a couple feet off the floor!
$9,950.00
Via uniquefit1.com