Skull Bandanna

Skull Bandanna
An awesome skull bandana that'll cover your neck and mouth - and for under $5! Super cheap and quality too.
$0.95
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Skull Face Buff

Skull Face Buff
An awesome skull face buff, made of comfortable, expandable fabric. Pretend like you're playing Call of Duty: Ghosts.
$0.98
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Homer Simpson Macbook Decal

Homer Simpson Macbook Decal
Mmm...donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Homer cannot resist them like you cannot resist this Macbook decal! Made for any size Macbook.
$0.99
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The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing
Nothing has never cost so much, but at $.99 (or $6 shipped) it's not that bad. It's a great gift for the person that has everything!
$0.99
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Octopus Head Massager

Octopus Head Massager
This is a truly weird looking claw massager - but it really works!
$1.00
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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Decal

Star Wars Rebel Alliance Decal
Join the Rebel Alliance with this car decal. Works for outdoor use or slap it on your laptop, guitar, skateboard, locker, etc. 
$1.24
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Cute Snail Tea Bag Holders

Cute Snail Tea Bag Holders
Awesome little tea bag holders in the shapes of cute snails. Comes in a package of 5!
$1.43
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Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
$1.48
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Swan Tea Infuser

Swan Tea Infuser
Amazing value for what you get - and it's a super cute tea infuser. Great for using loose leaf tea and it has plenty of room to hold enough tea leaves to make a cup.
$1.60
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Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser

Leaf Strainer Tea Infuser
A tea strainer/infuser nicely designed to resemble a leaf. Holds 1 tablespoon of loose leaf tea.
$1.65
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Blue LED Shot Glass

Blue LED Shot Glass

Pretty little shot glasses that light up light blue. We always love having the lights low and just lighting up with the various beer lights and whatnot - this LED shot glass will be a perfect addition to any home bar.

$1.75
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Bone Ballpoint Pens

Bone Ballpoint Pens
Fortunately these pens are not made of real human bones (or unfortunately depending on your point of view). Yet they are eerily real-looking plastic ones. Very fun and they write well - the problem is keeping them from being borrowed!
$1.84
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Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster
Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness", to help you become the man you are capable of, even if you're a woman.
$1.85
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LED Dog Safety Collar

LED Dog Safety Collar
An LED light for your dog's collar - awesome for those early morning or late night walks! Great for safety, especially when walking along the roadside.
$1.88
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Macbook Superman Sticker

Macbook Superman Sticker

Transform from Clark Kent to The Man of Steel. Apple Man? Perhaps his super power is the ability to make some of the coolest products around. For the Macbook 13".

$1.89
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Macbook Giving Tree Decal

Macbook Giving Tree Decal

From Shel Silverstein's book, "The Giving Tree" and made for the 13" Macbook. Made of 3M removable vinyl and will last 7 years. Different colors are available.

$1.89
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Mushroom LED Light

Mushroom LED Light
Adorable mushroom night lights! Small, cheap and cute - a nice trifecta.
$1.97
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Syringe Ballpoint Pen

Syringe Ballpoint Pen
Pretty simple but cool: it's a pen that looks like a syringe!
 
$1.99
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Mushroom LED Nightlight

Mushroom LED Nightlight
Awesome mushroom nightlight for the fungi lovers! Trippy, cool mood light for cheap.
$2.00
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50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
Write a message, roll it up and put it in one of these cute little capsules!
$2.02
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Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

Who has time to slice a whole banana!? In this hectic, workaday world, we've got to free up all the time we can! But seriously, this banana slicer *is* rather handy, and inexpensive at that.

$2.05
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Prank Parking Tickets

Prank Parking Tickets
Looks like a parking ticket in a car window but upon closer inspection is fake. Great for practical jokes but also practical for letting them know they parked shittily.
$2.17
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Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but you should use hand sanitizer all the same. A fun item to leave in the bathroom for guests, or keep in a purse or at work.
 
$2.23
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Kramer Wall Poster

Kramer Wall Poster
Well, well well, it's a classic painting of one Cosmo Kramer. In poster format. It's simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye.
$2.25
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Angry Birds Wall Decals

Angry Birds Wall Decals

Those damn pigs. Now you can fight them all the time and try to get your eggs back. Just slap these decals right on your wall for a room-wide Angry Birds game.

$2.47
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Deathly Hallows Sticker

Deathly Hallows Sticker
Show your love for the world of Harry Potter with this Deathly Hallows sticker! This is a long-lasting vinyl sticker that will work and look great on your car.
 
$2.49
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3-in-1 Avocado Slicer

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
Quickly peel an avocado and it up in under a minute! 3 in 1: slicer, peeler and core remover.
$2.50
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Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher

Bottle Cap Opener & Launcher
Great for some mischievous fun at parties - no one can resist shooting some bottle caps at people!
$2.65
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Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold

Rabbit Egg Shaper Mold
An awesomely cute egg shaper mold in the form of a rabbit. Kids and adults alike will love it, provided that your soul isn't worn out from years of seeing all the evil bullshit that goes on in this world daily.
$2.79
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Birdhouse Key Ring

Birdhouse Key Ring
A super cute bird keychain - hang the birdhouse on the wall and the birdie and key come off! A great way to store a shed key or something. A great gift for bird lovers!
$2.86
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Car Lighter USB Phone Charger

Car Lighter USB Phone Charger
It's pretty simple: it plugs into your car lighter and gives you 2 USB ports you can use to power your gadgets with. The only question is, with many car makers eliminating a lighter, does your car have one?
$2.91
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"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!

"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!
A glow-in-the-dark sticker for your toilet. Awesome for general fun or pranks. With the lights off you just see the eyeballs on the toilet.
$2.95
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Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver

Stanley 4-in-1 Pen-Sized Screwdriver
Precision screwdrivers and more that fits in your pocket! Has magnetic non-slip bits. Being the size of a pen, you can quite literally toss it in a pocket.
$2.99
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iPhone 5 Retro Tape Cassette Case

iPhone 5 Retro Tape Cassette Case
A good way to show kids the long lost audio and data storage device known as the cassette tape. Ahh, the memories of the tape getting jammed and having to rewind it with a pencil.
$3.05
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Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen

Grass Blade Ballpoint Pen
Really cute pens that look like little leaves. Get a few packs and bundle them together in a container and they'll look super awesome! Great, novel pens that can really help to spruce up a room.
$3.06
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Skull Motorcycle Half Mask

Skull Motorcycle Half Mask
A great little motorcycle mask that will protect the lower half of your face. Also great for ATVs, dirt bikes or any other off road or open vehicles where your face can get cold or hit by stuff.
$3.06
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Sunnyside Up Egg Mold

Sunnyside Up Egg Mold
An egg mold that helps you cook up an egg that looks like sun and clouds - super cute! And for the price you can't really go wrong.
$3.18
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Black Dope Hat

Black Dope Hat
"That hat is dope!" Ok, this may seem cheesy, but if you want some attention and people saying that over and over to you, this is the hat to get.
$3.29
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Coollife Tactical Pen

Coollife Tactical Pen
A great, heavy pen that doubles as a defensive weapon. It can break a cars window in case of emergency, it's great to carry on you when walking through a parking lot late at night, and hey - it writes!
$3.37
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Bacon Scented Air Fresheners

Bacon Scented Air Fresheners

BACON. We can't help it, we love bacon. Call us filthy meat eaters if you will, but it's oh so good. The smell can stay with you and tease you as you drive with these air fresheners.

$3.39
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Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps

Glowing LED Tire Valve Caps
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
$3.39
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Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural

Japanese Lotus Flower Wall Mural
An awesome Japanese lotus mural for your wall! Adds some personality to any room!
$3.43
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine" Socks
A pair of socks that read "If You Can Read This... Bring Me Wine"! They're great for anyone that loves wine.
$3.49
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"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
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Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon flavored candy that look like peppermints. Red and white for the Christmas theme. Could also be sprinkled in a stocking and disguised as peppermints for a little prank!

 

$3.51
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Death Mints

Death Mints
Death mints! It's a pun! Get it? :-\ Well, the case is really cool!
$3.58
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Darth Vader Bottle Opener

Darth Vader Bottle Opener
A really cool Darth Vader bottle opener. Made of durable zinc and makes a great gift for any Star Wars fan. Will fit in a pocket!
$3.65
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Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)

Ring Bottle Opener (10 pack)
A set of 10 rings that can open up beer bottles!
$3.74
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Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
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Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps

Resealing Alcohol Bottle Caps
Bottle caps that let you reseal plastic bottles - with alcohol inside!
$3.80
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Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher

Chuckit! Dog Ball Launcher
The Chuckit! dog ball launcher is a must-have for dogs that need lots of exercise and love to play fetch. It's also great for humans whose arms get tired out quickly.
$3.86
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Kitchen Sink Faucet LED

Kitchen Sink Faucet LED
A cute and novel way to change the color of your water. It glows blue for cold or red for hot - a nice indicator for kids especially so they don't accidentally burn themselves.
$3.90
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Zombie Sleeping Mask

Zombie Sleeping Mask
Block out the sun and literally sleep like the dead. Hey, we've got a million of 'em; you keep coming back and we'll rock the bad jokes.
$3.93
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Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball

Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-Stress Ball
Ok, these things are weird. You get 4 different stress balls with different odd faces on them. You can squeeze and stretch them into different contortions.
$3.94
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Beer Stein Can Handle

Beer Stein Can Handle
Unique beer gifts don't have to be expensive, as this beer stein handle shows! It snaps on quickly and creates an instant conversation piece - and keeps your hand warm.
 
$3.95
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Superbad McLovin License Air Freshener

Superbad McLovin License Air Freshener
I am McLovin! We have absolutely no idea what this smells like, but the idea just makes us smile. Yes, I would like a McLovin Hawaii license air freshener just because such a ridiculous thing exisits.
$3.99
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Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon

Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon
There's no wrong way to eat an Oreo, but this Oreo dunking spoon will help you keeps your fingers dry! Just hook the Oreo with this spoon and dunk it in - easy peasy and pretty cool.
$3.99
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Mandalorian Skull Boba Fett Decal

Mandalorian Skull Boba Fett Decal
A sweet vinyl decal for the bounty hunters out there. This Mandalorian logo looks nice and will last a long time, even outdoors on your car!
$3.99
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French Toast Bread Stamper

French Toast Bread Stamper
A bread stamper that, when toasted, will create an image of France's Eiffel Tower on your toast ... behold, FRENCH TOAST! (Insert chuckles here...)
$3.99
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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
$3.99
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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
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Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag
A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.
$3.99
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Air Jordan Macbook Decal

Air Jordan Macbook Decal
The old school Air Jordan logo but Michael is dunking the Apple logo. Sticker is available for any size Macbook.
$4.04
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Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank

Coin Stealing Cat Piggy Bank
Known in Japan as the "Mischief Bank", this box contains a cute little cat that will steal a coin if you place it on the box and push a button.
$4.05
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Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
$4.17
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Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie

Cthulhu Tentacled Knit Beanie
A nicely crafted knit beanie with Chtulu-like tentacles. In a word, awesome.
$4.23
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Now Panic And Freak Out Poster

Now Panic And Freak Out Poster
We're about all "Keep Calm and Carry On"'d out at this point, so what's the next logical step? That's right, panic and freak out!
$4.32
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Water Faucet LED Light

Water Faucet LED Light
Temperature-controlled LED light for your water faucet! Turns red, blue and green!
$4.33
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Car Visor Organizer

Car Visor Organizer
A sweet organizer for your car's visor with many different pockets and mesh pouches, a pen holder and more. The mesh pockets have elastic openings - very easy to access and hold things in securely.
$4.39
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Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers

Huge Roll of 100 Smiley Face Stickers
A big roll of smiley face stickers to stick on anything. A nice "Under $5 on Amazon" buy!
$4.40
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Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints
Amazing mints that taste like dill pickles. You'd better either really like dill pickles or the taste of gross stuff.
$4.41
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Salt Water-Fueled Car

Salt Water-Fueled Car

This toy is completely powered by salt water! It comes with magnesium sheets which, when mixed with salt water, can power the car for 5-7 hours. Maybe someday cars can be powered by tears and we can actually harness sadness for energy!

$4.45
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X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
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The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal

The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal
Be like the OG, Original Grumpster, aka Tartar Sauce (yeah that's his real name). The sticker design is cut - not printed like a cheaper seller might do.
$4.49
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Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap

Kids Knitted Winter Beanie w/ Earflap
Oh my geez cuteness overload. An awesome beanie for toddlers! Very cute with little ears that will get your baby lots (more) compliments!
$4.58
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Pig Spoon Holder

Pig Spoon Holder
A kitchen pig helper that holds your spoon (or other utensil) on the side of the pot. The tool that you didn't know you needed!
$4.64
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Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster

Starry Night Vincent van Gogh Poster
Perhaps Vincent van Gogh's most well-known work of art, now available for under $5 dollars in poster form!
$4.83
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Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer

Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer
Toss the bag in the washer or attach the bag to the dryer door; both ways it keeps your dirty shoes separate from the other clothes as well as protects them from bouncing around in the dryer.
 
$4.87
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Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

A new take on the old pink flamingo, this thing is awesomly undead! Pretty badass lawn ornaments and a great alternative to the traditional cheesy pink flamingo.

$4.94
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Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek

Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek
The poison apple? Perhaps Disney will buy Apple and be their poison Apple... In any case, geek up your Macbook with this cool vinyl sticker!  Best with 13"  Macbooks. 
$4.95
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Switchblade Pocket Comb

Switchblade Pocket Comb
The most badass of the pocket comb family, except perhaps for the butterfly knife variety. Great for greasers, also great if you want to threaten your friends and then make them look more stylish.
$4.98
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Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker

Tech & Go Splash Rechargeable Portable Speaker
A little rechargeable portable speaker for those on-the-go.
$4.98
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Assorted Googly Eyes

Assorted Googly Eyes
A bag of 100 googly eyes of various sizes - great for slapping on various things around the home, the office, or things in public. Brighten people's day and make them smile for just a few bucks!
$4.99
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Stick Family T-Rex Sticker

Stick Family T-Rex Sticker
For those with a different outlook - a unique way to decorate your car and scare soccer Moms as well! The T-Rex and family are made from high-quality vinyl and cut expertly.
$4.99
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Amazon Dash Buttons

Amazon Dash Buttons
Dash Buttons let you press 1 button to order stuff from Amazon. Say you're out of toilet paper. You hit the handy button you placed in the linen closet near where your TP is stored. Amazon is notified and instantly started a delivery. Amazon Prime members get shipment in 2 days.
$4.99
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Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Features farting animals of all types that you can color in, including (but not limited to) dogs, pandas, giraffes, horses, hippos and kittens. Super silly and fun!
$4.99
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John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
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Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener
A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!
$4.99
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Collapsible Travel Cup

Collapsible Travel Cup
A portable, collapsible drinking cup that will fit in a pocket, purse or backpack. Takes up virtually no space! Excellent for hiking, camping, traveling, picnics or drinking alcohol that you sneaked into the movie theater. :p
$4.99
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