Bear + Deer = BEER Sticker

Bear + Deer = BEER Sticker
Beer equals bear + deer... who knew? We don't fully understand this sticker, but that's ok - it just makes us like it that much more!
$1.71
Via amazon.com

Bikini Girl Golf Tees

Bikini Girl Golf Tees
Very cute golf tees resembling women in a bikini - great for a gag gift or to put in your own golf bag.
$2.56
Via amazon.com

Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case

Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case
A dirt cheap case for the iPhone that looks like a retro cassette tape!
$2.31
Via amazon.com

PBR - Pabst Blue Ribbon Sticker

PBR - Pabst Blue Ribbon Sticker
A sticker of one of the best (and cheapest) beers one can buy - the amazing PBR, perhaps better known as Pabst Blue Ribbon!
$3.49
Via amazon.com

The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

"What Do You Meme?" Board Game

"What Do You Meme?" Board Game
A new adult party card game for those who like memes and/or fun. What Do You Meme is easy to pick up but hard to put down, har har!
$29.99
Via amazon.com

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity
Perhaps the single most politically incorrect and most fun game at the same time! A truly open-source game that rocks and if you've somehow never played it ... you've GOT to check it out. Trust us on this one.
$25.00
Via amazon.com

Lockpick Practice Set

Lockpick Practice Set
Your very own lockpick practice set: all you need to learn how to pick a lock and do it yourself!
$22.99
Via amazon.com

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer
Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!
$14.50
Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Chainmail Necktie

Chainmail Necktie
An awesome chainmail necktie - what more should be said about it other than IT'S A NECKTIE MADE OF FRICKIN' CHAINMAIL! 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Beard Trimmer Bib

Beard Trimmer Bib
Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Turd Pen

Turd Pen
This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it. 
$4.53
Via amazon.com

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler
If you want to smuggle some booze onto your cruise, then this might be the best thing to buy. It looks like a real shampoo bottle and comes with leak proof seals! Save tons on your cruise bar tab!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.
$4.54
Via amazon.com

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag
A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.
$3.99
Via amazon.com

X-Rated Shots Book

X-Rated Shots Book
More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.
$4.46
Via amazon.com

Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener
A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!
$4.99
Via amazon.com

Saxophone Pipe

Saxophone Pipe
A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.
$4.89
Via amazon.com

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster
A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!
$4.99
Via amazon.com

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".
$3.99
Via amazon.com

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks
These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)
$3.49
Via amazon.com

Trojan Dash Button

Trojan Dash Button
A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)
$4.99
Via amazon.com

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book
A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.
$3.99
Via amazon.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set

Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set
Now this is a checkers game we can get behind. The old fashioned version of checkers is just so... old fashioned. This way ramps up the difficulty level a little bit.
$23.05
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Lit - Birthday Joint Candles

Lit - Birthday Joint Candles
Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light candles, that is.
$3.19
Via perpetualkid.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

The Perfect Drink Maker App & Scale

The Perfect Drink Maker App & Scale
Helps you make the perfect drinks every time! This scale pairs with a smartphone or tablet (either iOS or Android) to help you be an awesome mixologist!
$69.99
Via vat19.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Duct Tape Beer Koozie
Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!
$10.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Giant Wine Glass

Giant  Wine Glass
Finally, the wine glass you need. Fits an entire bottle of wine into one glass!
$24.95
Via amazon.com

Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses

Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses
A set of 20 red Solo Cup shot glass cups! Perfect for just about any celebration or reason to drink.
$2.99
Via perpetualkid.com

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug
There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.
$16.95
Via amazon.com

I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms

I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms
Luuuuke, I will not be your father. The whole purpose of condoms is to not make a baby, and the Force is strong with these condoms.
$3.95
Via sayitwithacondom.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

Travel Wine Protector Bag

Travel Wine Protector Bag
The Vinni wine bag inflates around your precious bottle of wine to protect it from shocks. It's great for travelling and protects from *almost* any impact!
$28.00
Via amazon.com

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
Via amazon.com

The Neck Knockers Boob Scarf

The Neck Knockers Boob Scarf
Don't be a boob, stay warm AND let your tatas swing freely with the boob scarf!
$29.00
Via amazon.com

Zombie Head Decanter

Zombie Head Decanter
Using a glass Zombie Head decanter will tell this world, and the next, that your classiness knows no boundaries of life or death. Your friends will finally have to bow to your creepiness, while your significant other may just plain bow out.
$33.00
Via firebox.com

Adult Beer Sippy Cup

Adult Beer Sippy Cup
This distinguished adult sippy cup will spare you the shame of your cup overflowing. No more pretending you spilled that beer on purpose to "pour some out" for your fallen homies.
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
Via amazon.com

Das Boot Beer Boot

Das Boot Beer Boot
The "Das Boot" made famous by the movie Beerfest! It holds 2 full liters of beer (or 67 ounces), and makes for the perfect gift for any beer drinkers. Just don't try to drink the whole thing at once (this isn't a movie after all!) Awesome for Oktoberfest celebrations!
$32.99
Via amazon.com

Swiss Army Bartending Tool

Swiss Army Bartending Tool
The ultimate bartending utility tool calld the "BAR10DER". It has 10 tools to mix, whip, and serve all your friends favorite drinks!
$49.99
Via amazon.com

Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but you should use hand sanitizer all the same. A fun item to leave in the bathroom for guests, or keep in a purse or at work.
 
$2.23
Via amazon.com