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Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?

$5.39

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Smuggle Your Booze Plastic Flasks

A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!

$6.99

Via amazon.com

Bear + Deer = BEER Sticker

Beer equals bear + deer... who knew? We don't fully understand this sticker, but that's ok - it just makes us like it that much more!

$1.71

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Bikini Girl Golf Tees

Very cute golf tees resembling women in a bikini - great for a gag gift or to put in your own golf bag.

$2.56

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Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case

A dirt cheap case for the iPhone that looks like a retro cassette tape!

$2.31

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PBR - Pabst Blue Ribbon Sticker

A sticker of one of the best (and cheapest) beers one can buy - the amazing PBR, perhaps better known as Pabst Blue Ribbon!

$3.49

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The Bobcat Mullet Wig

Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!

$9.99

Via amazon.com

"What Do You Meme?" Board Game

A new adult party card game for those who like memes and/or fun. What Do You Meme is easy to pick up but hard to put down, har har!

$29.99

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Perhaps the single most politically incorrect and most fun game at the same time! A truly open-source game that rocks and if you've somehow never played it ... you've GOT to check it out. Trust us on this one.

$25.00

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Lockpick Practice Set

Your very own lockpick practice set: all you need to learn how to pick a lock and do it yourself!

$22.99

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Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!

$14.50

Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns!

$12.95

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Chainmail Necktie

An awesome chainmail necktie - what more should be said about it other than IT'S A NECKTIE MADE OF FRICKIN' CHAINMAIL!

$16.99

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Beard Trimmer Bib

Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!

$14.99

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Turd Pen

This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it.

$4.53

Via amazon.com

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler

If you want to smuggle some booze onto your cruise, then this might be the best thing to buy. It looks like a real shampoo bottle and comes with leak proof seals! Save tons on your cruise bar tab!

$12.99

Via amazon.com

Blowjob Bib

Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.

$5.99

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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A notepad of reasons why "I must have sex with you'. Select from a ton of various reasons like "I just showered", "To release some tension" or "The kids are asleep". Great for married couples or singles.

$4.54

Via amazon.com

Unbreakable Foldable Travel Wine Bag

A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.

$3.99

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X-Rated Shots Book

More than 50 shots we dare you to say out loud! It's a pocket-sized book that you can take with you to a bar or party to get drink ideas.

$4.46

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Vintage Rope Knot Bottle Opener

A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!

$4.99

Via amazon.com

Saxophone Pipe

A nicely-crafted saxophone pipe to smoke tobacco, marijuana or other substances. The saxophone is made well and is highly detailed - but sadly you can't actually play it and it doesn't make a noise when you inhale.

$4.89

Via amazon.com

John Belushi Pounding Whiskey in Animal House Poster

A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!

$4.99

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Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

Hoo boy, this may the perfect gift for your cuss-loving friend or co-worker... and perhaps the best adult coloring book we can think of! Color a large variety of cusses like, "eat a bag of d***s".

$3.99

Via amazon.com

"If You Can Read This... Bring Me A Cold Beer" Socks

These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)

$3.49

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Trojan Dash Button

A Dash Button for what else but Trojan condoms... never run out again! This is some important stuff to remember, and a great little gag gift that's actually useful :)

$4.99

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Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns Adult Coloring Book

A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.

$3.99

Via amazon.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.

$8.95

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Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set

Now this is a checkers game we can get behind. The old fashioned version of checkers is just so... old fashioned. This way ramps up the difficulty level a little bit.

$23.05

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Skull Shot Glass

Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!

$7.99

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Lit - Birthday Joint Candles

Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light candles, that is.

$3.19

Via perpetualkid.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!

$12.00

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The Perfect Drink Maker App & Scale

Helps you make the perfect drinks every time! This scale pairs with a smartphone or tablet (either iOS or Android) to help you be an awesome mixologist!

$69.99

Via vat19.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!

$10.49

Via perpetualkid.com

Giant Wine Glass

Finally, the wine glass you need. Fits an entire bottle of wine into one glass!

$24.95

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Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses

A set of 20 red Solo Cup shot glass cups! Perfect for just about any celebration or reason to drink.

$2.99

Via perpetualkid.com

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug

There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.

$16.95

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I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms

Luuuuke, I will not be your father. The whole purpose of condoms is to not make a baby, and the Force is strong with these condoms.

$3.95

Via sayitwithacondom.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.

$19.50

Via homewetbar.com

Travel Wine Protector Bag

The Vinni wine bag inflates around your precious bottle of wine to protect it from shocks. It's great for travelling and protects from *almost* any impact!

$28.00

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How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!

$11.14

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The Neck Knockers Boob Scarf

Don't be a boob, stay warm AND let your tatas swing freely with the boob scarf!

$29.00

Via amazon.com

Zombie Head Decanter

Using a glass Zombie Head decanter will tell this world, and the next, that your classiness knows no boundaries of life or death. Your friends will finally have to bow to your creepiness, while your significant other may just plain bow out.

$33.00

Via firebox.com

Adult Beer Sippy Cup

This distinguished adult sippy cup will spare you the shame of your cup overflowing. No more pretending you spilled that beer on purpose to "pour some out" for your fallen homies.

$15.12

Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.

$15.56

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Das Boot Beer Boot

The "Das Boot" made famous by the movie Beerfest! It holds 2 full liters of beer (or 67 ounces), and makes for the perfect gift for any beer drinkers. Just don't try to drink the whole thing at once (this isn't a movie after all!) Awesome for Oktoberfest celebrations!

$32.99

Via amazon.com

Swiss Army Bartending Tool

The ultimate bartending utility tool calld the "BAR10DER". It has 10 tools to mix, whip, and serve all your friends favorite drinks!

$49.99

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Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but you should use hand sanitizer all the same. A fun item to leave in the bathroom for guests, or keep in a purse or at work.

$2.23

Via amazon.com