Adult

Beer equals bear + deer... who knew? We don't fully understand this sticker, but that's ok - it just makes us like it that much more!

A dirt cheap case for the iPhone that looks like a retro cassette tape!

Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!

Perhaps the single most politically incorrect and most fun game at the same time! A truly open-source game that rocks and if you've somehow never played it ... you've GOT to check it out. Trust us on this one.

Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!

An awesome chainmail necktie - what more should be said about it other than IT'S A NECKTIE MADE OF FRICKIN' CHAINMAIL! 

This pen is a piece of shit. :p Ok, not REALLY, but it sure looks like it. 

Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.

A travel wine bag that holds a bottle of your favorite wine! Don't worry about breaking your wine bottle, plus take this in places you couldn't carry a bottle.

A rustic-looking bottle opener that looks like a rope knot. Super handy to have on your keychain at the ready to open a bottle whenever you or a friend needs it!

A poster of the great John Belushi as "Bluto" in the classic comedy film Animal House. An awesome poster, especially for a dorm room!

These are the perfect socks for chillaxing on the couch. (We apologize for the use of that term. Couch that is.)

A soothing and really cool adult coloring book for those who like 60s retro designs. It has all sorts of intricate illustrations from circular mandalas to paisley floral patterns to birds, lions and other animals. Very and you certainly won't get bored coloring this book.

Now this is a checkers game we can get behind. The old fashioned version of checkers is just so... old fashioned. This way ramps up the difficulty level a little bit.

Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light candles, that is.

Helps you make the perfect drinks every time! This scale pairs with a smartphone or tablet (either iOS or Android) to help you be an awesome mixologist!

Finally, the wine glass you need. Fits an entire bottle of wine into one glass!

There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.

Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.

Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!

Using a glass Zombie Head decanter will tell this world, and the next, that your classiness knows no boundaries of life or death. Your friends will finally have to bow to your creepiness, while your significant other may just plain bow out.

Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.