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This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
There's no wrong way to eat an Oreo, but this Oreo dunking spoon will help you keeps your fingers dry! Just hook the Oreo with this spoon and dunk it in - easy peasy and pretty cool.
I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
The most badass of the pocket comb family, except perhaps for the butterfly knife variety. Great for greasers, also great if you want to threaten your friends and then make them look more stylish.
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
The poison apple? Perhaps Disney will buy Apple and be their poison Apple... In any case, geek up your Macbook with this cool vinyl sticker! Best with 13" Macbooks.
Show your love for the world of Harry Potter with this Deathly Hallows sticker! This is a long-lasting vinyl sticker that will work and look great on your car.
Who has time to slice a whole banana!? In this hectic, workaday world, we've got to free up all the time we can! But seriously, this banana slicer *is* rather handy, and inexpensive at that.
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
Transform from Clark Kent to The Man of Steel. Apple Man? Perhaps his super power is the ability to make some of the coolest products around. For the Macbook 13".
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
Embrace your inner samurai with these kitchen swords. Er, knives. So much fun, you'll goof around in the kitchen and possibly cut yourself! Especially if you recreate the famous old school "Samurai Delicatessen" skit from SNL!
A personal breathalyzer that can show you your blood alcohol content (or BAC). Keep it handy and make sure you're safe to drive at any time! And save $10,000 in DUI costs. Eek!
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
Your very own bumper sticker maker! Prints out your own designs that you can slap on a car or sell. Hell, you could start a little garage business and make some money on the side.
Hear from up to 300 yards away! Detects audio with the parabolic dish, similar to what is used at football games to capture sound on the field. Yes, this thing is expensive, but it's a pro-level audio spy device!
An original Nintendo NES controller that fits the iPhone 5 and 5S just perfectly. Offically licensed by Nintendo and the D-pad controller and buttons actually press down (of course they don't really DO anything though).
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
Glowing LED caps that fit on the tire valve stem of your car, bike, ATV, or whatever else you want. They glow different colors and can leave awesome trail effects when you're at speed!
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
Bluetooth cordless headphones that snugly fit around the back of your head. Listen to music and use your phone WIRELESSLY. No more snagging headphones cords and yanking them out of your ears!
Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
This password vault is a device that will securely store all your passwords, usernames, pin nunbers, etc. All you need is one PIN number to access everything!
Rocki is an amazing little device that lets you play music from your smartphone on any speakers in your house! It's a physical device you connect to your speakers as well as an app that lets you connect to them. Simple yet brilliant music streaming.
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
Those damn pigs. Now you can fight them all the time and try to get your eggs back. Just slap these decals right on your wall for a room-wide Angry Birds game.
These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.
It's pretty simple: it plugs into your car lighter and gives you 2 USB ports you can use to power your gadgets with. The only question is, with many car makers eliminating a lighter, does your car have one?
